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(thinking to my self) That was not a fart... | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
"Government; we're here to help" "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Hold my beer. Watch this. | |||
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I am from Internal Affairs. | |||
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What are you lookin at?{Said with emphasis sometimes followed by profanity} | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Did you put it in? When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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I'm Different! |
and 5 more that when added make it even worse: "I am here to help." “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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Pediatric oncology? Right this way... -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Driver's license and registration please... My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
The test results are back. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Loved those Texas one room schools |
Go to the Principal's office. _________________________ "Louis was furious with the sharks. He thought they had an understanding: The men would stay out of the sharks' turf - the water - and the sharks would stay off theirs - the raft...If the sharks were going to try to eat him, he was going to try to eat them." From Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand | |||
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Ammoholic |
Or: So, I have been thinking.... Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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"I know what I'm doing." God bless America. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Hold my beer, watch this. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Do you have a minute? | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Will the defendant please rise? or It burns when I pee. | |||
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The possibilities are endless. ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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I think we are pregnant. | |||
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Four (4) most dreaded words out of a woman's mouth: "We have to talk" "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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The jury finds you guilty. | |||
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