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| (thinking to my self)
That was not a fart... |
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Get Off My Lawn
| "Government; we're here to help"
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
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| I am from Internal Affairs. |
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Drug Dealer
| Did you put it in?
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
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I'm Different!
| quote: Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.
and 5 more that when added make it even worse: "I am here to help."
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” |
| | | Posts: 4139 | Location: Middle Finger of WV | Registered: March 29, 2010 | 
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Loved those Texas
one room schools
| Go to the Principal's office.
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"Louis was furious with the sharks. He thought they had an understanding: The men would stay out of the sharks' turf - the water - and the sharks would stay off theirs - the raft...If the sharks were going to try to eat him, he was going to try to eat them." From Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand
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| | | Posts: 1862 | Location: Cincinnati, Ohio | Registered: May 26, 2005 |
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Ammoholic
| quote: Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.
Or: So, I have been thinking....
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis |
| | | Posts: 21336 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014 |
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On the wrong side of
the Mobius strip
| Will the defendant please rise? or It burns when I pee.
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Member
| quote: Originally posted by tsmccull:
Hold my beer. Watch this.
The possibilities are endless.
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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
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| | | Posts: 13520 | Location: Bottom of Lake Washington | Registered: March 06, 2007 |
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| I think we are pregnant. |
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Member
| Four (4) most dreaded words out of a woman's mouth: "We have to talk"
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 |
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