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FOR DRESDEN: Hope you see this post. If I understand your job title and function there will be plenty of opportunity for you. FEMA hired tons of people here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast for several years to process the myriad of claims and issues for Katrina victims. These were high paying government jobs. The hitch is that it involves temporary relocation. A friend of mine has been working with FEMA for the past four years. They typically put her up in a Hilton hotel to work. The amount of Federal dollars going into Houston will be mind boggling. Hope this helps. | |||
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Turn your head and cough.... _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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I'm pregnant... Its not yours. ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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"Turn your head and cough". If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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I'm pregnant. It is yours. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Are you looking at me? "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Just got off an airplane in the gate area, strange kid (abt 4yo) ran up to me, grabbed me by the leg and yelled, "Daddy, Daddy, I missed you". I don't have kids, so this scared the crap out of me. Though, mommy was really, really , hot. "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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She wanted you. She was using the kid as bait. Oldest trick in the book. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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A missed my period.  41 | |||
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I gave you the clap. | |||
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Grab your ankles and relax... __________________________ But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. | |||
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"Layoffs will start next month..." Had that hanging over my head for the last month... Assholes still haven't given a total or a date. "Your position has been eliminated" "Everyone, meet your new boss" "Who gave LT the map?" A Perpetual Disappointment... | |||
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your tax return is late IRS is examining your return Speak softly and carry a | |||
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Is THAT BLOOD or what?!? ************* MAGA | |||
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Houston, We Have A Problem!! Welcome to my home, that door you just kicked in, was locked for your protection, not mine. | |||
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I pronounce you man and wife Presenting Mr and Mrs .... A Perpetual Disappointment... | |||
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Hold this and watch me Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | |||
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We are out of beer. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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