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"We have a new system." | ||
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"We are reviewing compensation packages"........ "Please come to my office".......... -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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There has been an accident. I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up! | |||
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Reminds me of the two-word marriage proposal: "You're what???" -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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We regret to inform you.... | |||
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We have an outstanding warrant.... | |||
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Your position is being eliminated... | |||
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This will not hurt much... | |||
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That's just the Flomax talking ![]() |
I am moving back home. | |||
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Honey, we need to talk. Where's the beer! | |||
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I am from the government. | |||
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We have your test results.... | |||
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No worries!![]() |
HR is on the line... | |||
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Road Construction Ahead End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko![]() |
"I'm pregnant with your baby." 美しい犬 | |||
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A Grateful American![]() |
"I do." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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I think I am pregnant | |||
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Guess what I just did. | |||
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Are we out of Beer? | |||
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The reason I stopped you... | |||
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