non ducor, duco
| I regret to inform you
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| Thread De-Rail: My ATM says my four favorite words: "Please take your cash".
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
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| quote: Originally posted by ulsterman: I think we are pregnant.
"What do you mean? 'We'"
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I'm filled with gratitude for the blessings I've received.
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| Posts: 721 | Location: So Cal | Registered: September 25, 2011 |
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon
| We are going to reorganize
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day |
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon
| We are bringing in consultants
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day |
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| "Where were you last night?" or the dreaded "Who the Fuck is Charlene?"
Yeah, I used to have a couple of guns.
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| Posts: 434 | Location: North Central Ohio | Registered: February 08, 2009 |
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| quote: Originally posted by YooperSigs: Thread De-Rail: My ATM says my four favorite words: "Please take your cash".
"Insufficient funds in your account"
A Perpetual Disappointment...
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| Posts: 2800 | Location: BFE, Ohio | Registered: August 05, 2010 |
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| "While you are at it..." Said by the contractor who did the first kitchen I had remodeled. Those were expensive words...
-- When you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground.
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half-genius, half-wit
| 'We are letting you go...'
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| quote: Originally posted by refugee from california: Honey, we need to talk.
quote: Originally posted by DSgrouse: I am from the government.
Either one of those, definitely. |
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| quote: Originally posted by wolfe 21: "Who gave LT the map?"
Ah ha hahah. BTDT. Thanks for the reminder and the laugh.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus |
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| What's in that SAFE! |
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| You're a great guy but... (let's just be friends).
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| Posts: 352 | Location: Blue Heaven | Registered: April 16, 2013 |
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