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The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
September 03, 2017, 07:37 PM
ZSMICHAELThe Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
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September 03, 2017, 07:38 PM
ZSMICHAELWe are reviewing your return.....
September 03, 2017, 08:27 PM
ZSMICHAELquote:
Yep. Dealing with right now, started with a four word preamble, before five word catastrophic phrase: Due to our merger, . . . .
FOR DRESDEN:
Hope you see this post. If I understand your job title and function there will be plenty of opportunity for you. FEMA hired tons of people here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast for several years to process the myriad of claims and issues for Katrina victims. These were high paying government jobs. The hitch is that it involves temporary relocation. A friend of mine has been working with FEMA for the past four years. They typically put her up in a Hilton hotel to work. The amount of Federal dollars going into Houston will be mind boggling. Hope this helps.
September 03, 2017, 08:40 PM
PatriotTurn your head and cough....
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September 03, 2017, 08:43 PM
bubbatimeI'm pregnant... Its not yours.
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September 03, 2017, 10:11 PM
Johnny 3eagles"Turn your head and cough".
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
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September 03, 2017, 11:29 PM
PrefontaineI'm pregnant. It is yours.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 04, 2017, 01:52 AM
mr kablammoAre you looking at me?
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
September 04, 2017, 01:59 AM
nighthawkJust got off an airplane in the gate area, strange kid (abt 4yo) ran up to me, grabbed me by the leg and yelled, "Daddy, Daddy, I missed you". I don't have kids, so this scared the crap out of me. Though, mommy was really, really , hot.
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
September 04, 2017, 07:36 AM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by nighthawk:
Just got off an airplane in the gate area, strange kid (abt 4yo) ran up to me, grabbed me by the leg and yelled, "Daddy, Daddy, I missed you". I don't have kids, so this scared the crap out of me. Though, mommy was really, really , hot.
She wanted you. She was using the kid as bait. Oldest trick in the book.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים September 04, 2017, 09:30 AM
41A missed my period.
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September 04, 2017, 01:46 PM
ulstermanI gave you the clap.
September 04, 2017, 01:49 PM
callibirdGrab your ankles and relax...
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September 04, 2017, 08:30 PM
wolfe 21"Layoffs will start next month..."
Had that hanging over my head for the last month... Assholes still haven't given a total or a date.
"Your position has been eliminated"
"Everyone, meet your new boss"
"Who gave LT the map?"
A Perpetual Disappointment...
September 05, 2017, 09:56 AM
SRyour tax return is late
IRS is examining your return
Speak softly and carry a big stick loaded Sig September 05, 2017, 06:57 PM
ChuckWallIs THAT BLOOD or what?!?
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September 05, 2017, 08:57 PM
wishbone41Houston, We Have A Problem!!
Welcome to my home, that door you just kicked in, was locked for your protection, not mine.
September 06, 2017, 04:50 PM
wolfe 21I pronounce you man and wife
Presenting Mr and Mrs ....
A Perpetual Disappointment...
September 06, 2017, 05:07 PM
AZSigsHold this and watch me
Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor September 06, 2017, 07:40 PM
Mars_AttacksWe are out of beer.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.