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The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
September 01, 2017, 06:31 PM
maxwayneThe Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
"We have a new system."
September 01, 2017, 07:18 PM
shovelhead"We are reviewing compensation packages"........
"Please come to my office"..........
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————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
September 01, 2017, 07:29 PM
triggertreatThere has been an accident.
I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up! September 01, 2017, 07:31 PM
newtoSig765Reminds me of the two-word marriage proposal:
"You're what???"
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
September 01, 2017, 07:36 PM
ZSMICHAELWe regret to inform you....
September 01, 2017, 07:37 PM
ZSMICHAELWe have an outstanding warrant....
September 01, 2017, 07:38 PM
ZSMICHAELYour position is being eliminated...
September 01, 2017, 07:39 PM
ZSMICHAELThis will not hurt much...
September 01, 2017, 07:49 PM
GaryBFI am moving back home.
September 01, 2017, 07:50 PM
refugee from californiaHoney, we need to talk.
Where's the beer! September 01, 2017, 07:56 PM
DSgrouseI am from the government.
September 01, 2017, 07:59 PM
ZSMICHAELWe have your test results....
September 01, 2017, 08:15 PM
ChachHR is on the line...
September 01, 2017, 08:32 PM
YooperSigsRoad Construction Ahead
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
September 01, 2017, 08:47 PM
Sunset_Va"I'm pregnant with your baby."
美しい犬
September 01, 2017, 09:23 PM
sigmonkey"I do."
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
T-BohnI think I am pregnant
September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
clipper1Guess what I just did.
September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
T-BohnAre we out of Beer?
September 01, 2017, 09:31 PM
T-BohnThe reason I stopped you...