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The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language

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September 01, 2017, 06:31 PM
maxwayne
The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
"We have a new system."
September 01, 2017, 07:18 PM
shovelhead
"We are reviewing compensation packages"........

"Please come to my office"..........


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————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
September 01, 2017, 07:29 PM
triggertreat
There has been an accident.



I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up!
September 01, 2017, 07:31 PM
newtoSig765
Reminds me of the two-word marriage proposal:

"You're what???"


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
September 01, 2017, 07:36 PM
ZSMICHAEL
We regret to inform you....
September 01, 2017, 07:37 PM
ZSMICHAEL
We have an outstanding warrant....
September 01, 2017, 07:38 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Your position is being eliminated...
September 01, 2017, 07:39 PM
ZSMICHAEL
This will not hurt much...
September 01, 2017, 07:49 PM
GaryBF
I am moving back home.
September 01, 2017, 07:50 PM
refugee from california
Honey, we need to talk.



Where's the beer!
September 01, 2017, 07:56 PM
DSgrouse
I am from the government.
September 01, 2017, 07:59 PM
ZSMICHAEL
We have your test results....
September 01, 2017, 08:15 PM
Chach
HR is on the line...


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- El Guapo
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September 01, 2017, 08:32 PM
YooperSigs
Road Construction Ahead


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
September 01, 2017, 08:47 PM
Sunset_Va
"I'm pregnant with your baby."


美しい犬
September 01, 2017, 09:23 PM
sigmonkey
"I do."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
T-Bohn
I think I am pregnant
September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
clipper1
Guess what I just did.
September 01, 2017, 09:30 PM
T-Bohn
Are we out of Beer?
September 01, 2017, 09:31 PM
T-Bohn
The reason I stopped you...