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We are reviewing your return.....
 
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Yep. Dealing with right now, started with a four word preamble, before five word catastrophic phrase: Due to our merger, . . . .


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Hope you see this post. If I understand your job title and function there will be plenty of opportunity for you. FEMA hired tons of people here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast for several years to process the myriad of claims and issues for Katrina victims. These were high paying government jobs. The hitch is that it involves temporary relocation. A friend of mine has been working with FEMA for the past four years. They typically put her up in a Hilton hotel to work. The amount of Federal dollars going into Houston will be mind boggling. Hope this helps.
 
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Run Silent
Run Deep

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Turn your head and cough....


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The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
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I'm pregnant... Its not yours.


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Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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"Turn your head and cough".




STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY -
YOU'RE NOT TEQUILA

 
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I'm pregnant. It is yours.



We’re in the pipe. Five by five.
 
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Slayer of Agapanthus


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Just got off an airplane in the gate area, strange kid (abt 4yo) ran up to me, grabbed me by the leg and yelled, "Daddy, Daddy, I missed you". I don't have kids, so this scared the crap out of me. Though, mommy was really, really , hot.


"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
 
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On the DL
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Just got off an airplane in the gate area, strange kid (abt 4yo) ran up to me, grabbed me by the leg and yelled, "Daddy, Daddy, I missed you". I don't have kids, so this scared the crap out of me. Though, mommy was really, really , hot.
She wanted you. She was using the kid as bait. Oldest trick in the book.



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Only the strong survive
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A missed my period. Eek



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Grab your ankles and relax...


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"Layoffs will start next month..."
Had that hanging over my head for the last month... Assholes still haven't given a total or a date.
"Your position has been eliminated"
"Everyone, meet your new boss"
"Who gave LT the map?"


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
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your tax return is late

IRS is examining your return




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Is THAT BLOOD or what?!?


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Houston, We Have A Problem!!


Welcome to my home, that door you just kicked in, was locked for your protection, not mine.
 
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I pronounce you man and wife
Presenting Mr and Mrs ....


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals
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Hold this and watch me




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We are out of beer.


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
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