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I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I hoped it could be. ![]() ![]() | ||
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Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Frangas non Flectes![]() |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. ______________________________________________ Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume, from nine to eleven. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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Peter, is today the worst day of your life? Yeah. Wow that's messed up. ![]() ![]() | |||
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Happiness is Vectored Thrust ![]() |
You Know What? Yeah, I Do. I Do Want To Express Myself, Okay? And I Don't Need Thirty-Seven Pieces Of Flair To Do It! Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer![]() |
And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! ![]() |
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob. | |||
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Comic Relief![]() |
I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man. | |||
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Watch out for your cornhole! | |||
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PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! ![]() |
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Eschew Obfuscation |
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. | |||
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Fool for the City![]() |
Two chicks at the same time. _____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington. | |||
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You know not all chicks dig money. The kinda chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. ![]() ![]() | |||
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Caught in a loop |
...If they take my stapler, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire... "In order to understand recursion, you must first learn the principle of recursion." | |||
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Fighting the good fight![]() |
"I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection!" | |||
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You can just call me Mike. Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! ![]() |
Hilarious little inside joke last night on NCIS where the new lead Alden Parker (played by Gary Cole) made reference to "TPS reports" ![]() ![]() Parker: Yeah, what I’d give to never have to file another TPS report. McGee: You do know it’s a TBS report, right? A Transbuereau synopsis? Parker: What’d I say? Knight: A T-P-S report. Parker: Ah, old habits. Weird. [Takes drink of coffee.] | |||
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