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Michael, I did nothing.
March 24, 2022, 10:53 PM
tigereye313Michael, I did nothing.
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I hoped it could be.
March 25, 2022, 12:05 AM
PrefontaineWell, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
March 25, 2022, 01:19 AM
P220 SmudgeSo I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
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Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
March 25, 2022, 08:03 AM
Jimbo JonesI was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume, from nine to eleven.
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
March 25, 2022, 08:20 AM
tigereye313quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
Peter, is today the worst day of your life?
Yeah.
Wow that's messed up.
March 25, 2022, 08:51 AM
mojojojoYou Know What? Yeah, I Do. I Do Want To Express Myself, Okay? And I Don't Need Thirty-Seven Pieces Of Flair To Do It!
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. March 25, 2022, 10:02 AM
LS1 GTOAnd yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
March 25, 2022, 10:55 AM
PASigLooks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
March 25, 2022, 12:47 PM
EponymI believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
March 25, 2022, 12:57 PM
PykerWatch out for your cornhole!
March 25, 2022, 01:29 PM
Lt CHEGPC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?!
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” March 26, 2022, 11:28 AM
PASigquote:
Originally posted by Lt CHEG:
PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?!
March 27, 2022, 02:15 PM
CoolRich59The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
March 27, 2022, 03:07 PM
BlackTalonJHPFriday is Hawaiian shirt day.
March 28, 2022, 08:36 AM
MRMATTTwo chicks at the same time.
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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
March 28, 2022, 11:48 AM
tigereye313quote:
Originally posted by MRMATT:
Two chicks at the same time.
You know not all chicks dig money.
The kinda chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
March 28, 2022, 01:20 PM
vulrath...If they take my stapler, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire...
"In order to understand recursion, you must first learn the principle of recursion."
March 28, 2022, 02:34 PM
RogueJSK"I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection!"
March 28, 2022, 04:39 PM
Puckpilot78You can just call me Mike.
Mongo only pawn in game of life... March 29, 2022, 09:25 AM
PASigHilarious little inside joke last night on NCIS where the new lead Alden Parker (played by Gary Cole) made reference to "TPS reports"
Parker: Yeah, what I’d give to never have to file another TPS report.
McGee: You do know it’s a TBS report, right? A Transbuereau synopsis?
Parker: What’d I say?
Knight: A T-P-S report.
Parker: Ah, old habits. Weird. [Takes drink of coffee.]