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I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I hoped it could be.




 
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Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.


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I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume, from nine to eleven.


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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.


Peter, is today the worst day of your life?

Yeah.

Wow that's messed up.




 
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You Know What? Yeah, I Do. I Do Want To Express Myself, Okay? And I Don't Need Thirty-Seven Pieces Of Flair To Do It!



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And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.


 
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I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
 
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Watch out for your cornhole!
 
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PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?!




“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
 
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PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?!





 
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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.


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Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
 
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Two chicks at the same time.


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Two chicks at the same time.


You know not all chicks dig money.

The kinda chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.




 
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...If they take my stapler, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire...


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"I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection!"
 
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You can just call me Mike.



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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Hilarious little inside joke last night on NCIS where the new lead Alden Parker (played by Gary Cole) made reference to "TPS reports" Big Grin



Parker: Yeah, what I’d give to never have to file another TPS report.
McGee: You do know it’s a TBS report, right? A Transbuereau synopsis?
Parker: What’d I say?
Knight: A T-P-S report.
Parker: Ah, old habits. Weird. [Takes drink of coffee.]


 
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