So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
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Originally posted by P220 Smudge: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
Peter, is today the worst day of your life?
Yeah.
Wow that's messed up.
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And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
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PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!?!?!
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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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Hilarious little inside joke last night on NCIS where the new lead Alden Parker (played by Gary Cole) made reference to "TPS reports"
Parker: Yeah, what I’d give to never have to file another TPS report. McGee: You do know it’s a TBS report, right? A Transbuereau synopsis? Parker: What’d I say? Knight: A T-P-S report. Parker: Ah, old habits. Weird. [Takes drink of coffee.]
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