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from"We were Soldiers" Sam Elliott as Sergeant Major Basil L. Plumley: "When I need one, there'll be plenty laying around" My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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from "Air Force One" "Get off my plane". James We the unappreciated must do the unimaginable and see the unthinkable to protect the ungrateful | |||
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This...is my BOOM STICK!!!!! _________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray! | |||
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The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. People who talk in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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“Nice beaver” | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch!" ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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There are SOOOO many. I will go with something that cracks me up every time and I have no idea why. It comes from the Blues Brothers which itself has a TON of great lines. That being said the obscure line that cracks me up is simply..... “Your gonna look kinda funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!” "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. _________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray! | |||
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From Blazing Saddles, "People stampeded and cattle raped". | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
"Anybody else want to negotiate?" -- Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), The Fifth Element "Nothing like a nice piece of hickory." -- The Preacher (Clint Eastwood), Pale Rider "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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| california tumbles into the sea |
Eddies in the space-time continuum. | |||
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| It's not you, it's me.  |
American Psycho  | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
"I hit him over the head with a frying pan and stuffed him into the trunk, so he wouldn't get hurt." | |||
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"  | |||
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There are so many good lines in this movie, I can't help but watch it whenever it comes on. "'This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint'." "That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that." "Pain don't hurt." "Mind your own business, dad." "I sure ain't gonna show you my dick." "Goddamn, that hurts, didn't it?" You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | |||
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What 'ump? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Love this one. I actually used this during a contract negotition.  _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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Agreed. I stuck with Heartbreak Ridge just to keep it manageable: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. ****************************************** You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon. ******************************************** Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| california tumbles into the sea |
Dead on balls accurate? It's an industry term.This message has been edited. Last edited by: f2, | |||
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