"It's like playin' cards with my brother's kids"

or

"We thought you........was a toad"

If I throw a dog a bone I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not.

So many from the Dirty Harry series. Personal favorite, “You don’t listen, do ya, asshole.”

"That'll be the day!" The Searchers (1956)

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy" Josey Wales

"We'll give ya fair trial, followed by a 1st class hanging" Sheriff Cobb, Silverado

Any of the Eastwood movies, tons of them but here’s one.....ok, bit more than a one liner...

“....any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!”

"I reckon so."

"Yo, homey! That my briefcase?"

Have fun storming the castle. - Princess Bride
Bon voyage! - Bugs Bunny

Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?

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Originally posted by Captain Morgan:
Bon voyage! - Bugs Bunny

Wasn’t it, “Bon voyagee!”?

Parker : Shut that c**** mouth or I'll come over there and f***start her head! - Way of the Gun opening scene...mostly because it is directed at Sarah Silverman

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!

You've come far, pilgrim.

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Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?

"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
 

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

"You're killing me Smalls"

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Game over man. Game over! - Aliens.

Yes it is "Bon voyagee!", you gosh darn idgit galoot! - Yosemite Sam.

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges

They tell me you killed Ferraro. How did it feel? "He didn't say."

"What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand." ~Wavy Gravy @ Woodstock