Happiness is
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| Another favorite I saw last night: “If God did not want them sheared He would not have made them sheep.”
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. |
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| "When I see a naked man chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I don't figure he's out collecting for the Red Cross." Harry Callahan
"I think he's got a point." Mayor |
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| You don't believe in tipping? |
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| Yeah well..., sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. |
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| Elephants! We're Democrats, Maybelle. |
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| I'm the bad guy? |
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| You touch me, I kill you. Lighten up, Francis. From "Stripes" We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. From " Caddyshack"
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that'
George Carlin
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| If the beetle moves one of your men, does that still count? |
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| No, ma'am. We're musicians. We'll talk ta Bob.
“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams
"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.
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| Madness! |
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| I'm not sure that I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou. |
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| quote: Dead on balls accurate?
It's an industry term. |
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| quote: Originally posted by Belwolf:
No, ma'am. We're musicians.
We'll talk ta Bob.
Orange whip? The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year. No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!
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OH, Bonnie McMurray!
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“Your gonna look kinda funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!”
I LOVE that line!
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
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| No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"! Roy O'Bannon: Shanghai Noon
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. |
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Fly High, A.J.
| quote: Originally posted by cslinger:
It comes from the Blues Brothers which itself has a TON of great lines.
"How often does the train go by?" "So often that you won't even notice it." |
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