Originally posted by mojojojo: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
September 16, 2018, 03:13 PM
Blume9mm
from"We were Soldiers"
Sam Elliott as Sergeant Major Basil L. Plumley:
"When I need one, there'll be plenty laying around"
My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors"
September 16, 2018, 03:39 PM
depusm12
from "Air Force One"
"Get off my plane".
James
We the unappreciated must do the unimaginable and see the unthinkable to protect the ungrateful
September 16, 2018, 05:23 PM
goose5
This...is my BOOM STICK!!!!!
_________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray!
September 16, 2018, 06:33 PM
jigray3
The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
People who talk in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch
"We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman
September 16, 2018, 07:00 PM
arfmel
“Nice beaver”
September 16, 2018, 10:29 PM
slabsides45
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch!"
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers
September 16, 2018, 10:37 PM
cslinger
There are SOOOO many. I will go with something that cracks me up every time and I have no idea why.
It comes from the Blues Brothers which itself has a TON of great lines.
That being said the obscure line that cracks me up is simply.....
“Your gonna look kinda funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!”
Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris
September 17, 2018, 08:43 AM
goose5
We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
_________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray!
September 17, 2018, 12:35 PM
satch
From Blazing Saddles, "People stampeded and cattle raped".
September 17, 2018, 12:53 PM
ensigmatic
"Anybody else want to negotiate?" -- Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), The Fifth Element
"Nothing like a nice piece of hickory." -- The Preacher (Clint Eastwood), Pale Rider
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
September 17, 2018, 02:41 PM
f2
Eddies in the space-time continuum.
September 17, 2018, 06:09 PM
RAMIUS
American Psycho
September 17, 2018, 06:23 PM
.38supersig
"I hit him over the head with a frying pan and stuffed him into the trunk, so he wouldn't get hurt."
September 17, 2018, 07:53 PM
83v45magna
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
September 17, 2018, 08:19 PM
fpuhan
There are so many good lines in this movie, I can't help but watch it whenever it comes on.
"'This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint'."
"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."
"Pain don't hurt."
"Mind your own business, dad."
"I sure ain't gonna show you my dick."
"Goddamn, that hurts, didn't it?"
You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member
September 17, 2018, 09:37 PM
jhe888
What 'ump?
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
September 19, 2018, 08:45 PM
CoolRich59
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid: "Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike.....I know, let's have a spelling contest" - Doc Holliday, Tombstone.
Love this one. I actually used this during a contract negotition.
_____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
September 19, 2018, 09:03 PM
CoolRich59
quote:
Originally posted by stkfox: Any of the Eastwood movies
Agreed. I stuck with Heartbreak Ridge just to keep it manageable:
Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
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You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon.
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Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
_____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
September 20, 2018, 06:20 AM
f2
Dead on balls accurate?It's an industry term.This message has been edited. Last edited by: f2, September 22, 2018 09:50 AM
