If I throw a dog a bone I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 14, 2018, 05:04 PM
TMats
So many from the Dirty Harry series. Personal favorite, “You don’t listen, do ya, asshole.”
_______________________________________________________ despite them
September 14, 2018, 05:18 PM
recoatlift
"That'll be the day!" The Searchers (1956)
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy" Josey Wales
"We'll give ya fair trial, followed by a 1st class hanging" Sheriff Cobb, Silverado
September 14, 2018, 07:11 PM
stkfox
Any of the Eastwood movies, tons of them but here’s one.....ok, bit more than a one liner...
“....any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!”
September 14, 2018, 07:34 PM
mikeyspizza
"I reckon so."
"Yo, homey! That my briefcase?"
September 14, 2018, 08:21 PM
Captain Morgan
Have fun storming the castle. - Princess Bride Bon voyage! - Bugs Bunny
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
September 14, 2018, 09:13 PM
Bigboreshooter
Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
September 14, 2018, 09:23 PM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Morgan: Bon voyage! - Bugs Bunny
Wasn’t it, “Bon voyagee!”?
_______________________________________________________ despite them
September 14, 2018, 10:14 PM
hambony
Parker : Shut that c**** mouth or I'll come over there and f***start her head! - Way of the Gun opening scene...mostly because it is directed at Sarah Silverman
Houston Texas, if the heat don't kill ya, the skeeters will.
September 14, 2018, 10:45 PM
2012BOSS302
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
September 14, 2018, 11:21 PM
Gustofer
FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!
You've come far, pilgrim.
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
September 15, 2018, 06:48 AM
henryaz
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter: Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
September 15, 2018, 07:33 AM
mojojojo
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
September 15, 2018, 10:30 AM
reflex/deflex 64
"You're killing me Smalls"
----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful----------
September 15, 2018, 05:08 PM
FrankMoses
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
September 15, 2018, 05:57 PM
Captain Morgan
Game over man. Game over! - Aliens.
Yes it is "Bon voyagee!", you gosh darn idgit galoot! - Yosemite Sam.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
September 16, 2018, 01:18 AM
digger8668
Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges
September 16, 2018, 06:02 AM
hjs157
They tell me you killed Ferraro. How did it feel? "He didn't say."
September 16, 2018, 06:24 AM
fpuhan
"What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand." ~Wavy Gravy @ Woodstock
You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
