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The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room
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I didn't see a thread already on this one. I'm really hoping they don't mess this up. I loved The Hitman's Bodyguard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0l31YcahQ


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That looks like it will be entertaining.
 
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I didn't see a thread already on this one. I'm really hoping they don't mess this up. I loved The Hitman's Bodyguard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0l31YcahQ


Yeah, I did, too.

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Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!



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Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!
I am with you on this, He should have played the pretty boy card like Chris Evans and Hensworth. He is not funny and keeps taking like a parrot. Would love to see Samuel L jackson and Salma Hayek though.
 
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Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!


That’s actually one of the things I find funny about his personality-he just won’t shut up and it drives everyone crazy! To each his own I guess.


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True, he is annoying as anything but Deadpool. But Salma, my God, she isn't aging.

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True, he is annoying as anything but Deadpool. But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...
 
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But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?



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But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?


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Is this going to be streaming anywhere? Because I'll be damned if I can find out where, if so.




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Salma Hayek & Eiza González Side by Side 'Santánico Pandemonium's Snake Dance' (HD) comparison

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But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?


The best kind??


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Saw it yesterday. I'm going to assume this movie was made specifically so Salma Hayek could swear and cuss as much as possible because that's pretty much all of her dialogue. I'll also go so far as to say her character is a better hitman than Samuel Jackson's character, who plays her husband, since she's got maybe 85% of all the kills in the movie-and there are a lot of people dying in this movie.



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I just saw it. Not as good as the first. Hayak kept trying to steal the movie or out raunchy Sam Jackson.

Jackson and Reynolds had a few good exchanges and Frank Grillo got a couple jokes in. He did a good Masshole IMHO.
 
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I am a fan of Ryan Reynolds. So no problem there. I thought it was a decent movie. Not as good as the first one, but then they rarely are!!
 
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An ass for every seat I suppose.

I just saw the first one last week, I'd say I mostly liked half of it?

I grew tired of SLJ's schtick about 27 years ago. The only thing that would make me happier than never seeing him in a role again, would be to somehow UNsee everything I've seen him in. I don't know if he really can't act, maybe he can, but either he just doesn't or he just acts the same in almost everything. It's tired, let it go.

I didn't know he was in it before I started watching, or I probably wouldn't have.


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It was stupid silly funny. Can be easily skipped.

SLJ has no relevant lines in this one. Remind me of those puppets that talk the same lines over an over when hou pull a string.

Banderas still can’t act.
These guys must bepoorly aging faster than make up artistry can camo them younger. The colors where saturated so much that they looked like a b&w movie computer colored.

Wife enjoyed it.

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I made it about 10 minutes in and that was enough for me. It was awful.

The first movie was admittedly bad, but somewhat entertaining.
 
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I never saw the first one and don't plan to see this one. I stopped watching Samuel L. Jackson movies several years ago. He just irritates the hell out of me now for some reason. It's probably due to his stupid TV commercials. I just feel like punching him in the face every time he talks.



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