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May 27, 2021, 11:22 AM
Rigby470
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
I didn't see a thread already on this one. I'm really hoping they don't mess this up. I loved The Hitman's Bodyguard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0l31YcahQ


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May 27, 2021, 05:58 PM
wingfoot
That looks like it will be entertaining.
May 27, 2021, 07:27 PM
TRMN8R
quote:
Originally posted by Rigby470:
I didn't see a thread already on this one. I'm really hoping they don't mess this up. I loved The Hitman's Bodyguard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0l31YcahQ


Yeah, I did, too.

After the commercial for it I saw last night, I’m in Cool .


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May 28, 2021, 01:08 AM
Prefontaine
Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!



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May 28, 2021, 08:40 AM
Billythekids
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!
I am with you on this, He should have played the pretty boy card like Chris Evans and Hensworth. He is not funny and keeps taking like a parrot. Would love to see Samuel L jackson and Salma Hayek though.
May 29, 2021, 07:12 AM
Rigby470
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
Anything with Ryan Reynolds, I’m immediately out. Guy never shuts the fuck up and is not funny. Even Samuel L. Can’t save this deal with motha phuckas!


That’s actually one of the things I find funny about his personality-he just won’t shut up and it drives everyone crazy! To each his own I guess.


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May 29, 2021, 07:28 AM
andronicus
True, he is annoying as anything but Deadpool. But Salma, my God, she isn't aging.

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May 31, 2021, 09:55 PM
snidera
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Originally posted by andronicus:
True, he is annoying as anything but Deadpool. But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...
May 31, 2021, 10:46 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by snidera:
quote:
Originally posted by andronicus:
But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?



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June 01, 2021, 11:47 AM
feersum dreadnaught
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
quote:
Originally posted by snidera:
quote:
Originally posted by andronicus:
But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?


https://youtu.be/vdvwQPbhq1E



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June 01, 2021, 01:23 PM
ensigmatic
Is this going to be streaming anywhere? Because I'll be damned if I can find out where, if so.



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June 01, 2021, 02:42 PM
bald1
https://youtu.be/HpTzG34xrQw

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June 01, 2021, 03:09 PM
cslinger
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
quote:
Originally posted by snidera:
quote:
Originally posted by andronicus:
But Salma, my good, she isn't aging.


Well, she is a vampire...


What vampires stand 5'2" and have 32D's?


The best kind??


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June 19, 2021, 02:46 PM
Orguss
Saw it yesterday. I'm going to assume this movie was made specifically so Salma Hayek could swear and cuss as much as possible because that's pretty much all of her dialogue. I'll also go so far as to say her character is a better hitman than Samuel Jackson's character, who plays her husband, since she's got maybe 85% of all the kills in the movie-and there are a lot of people dying in this movie.



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June 26, 2021, 10:35 PM
CD228
I just saw it. Not as good as the first. Hayak kept trying to steal the movie or out raunchy Sam Jackson.

Jackson and Reynolds had a few good exchanges and Frank Grillo got a couple jokes in. He did a good Masshole IMHO.
June 27, 2021, 05:29 AM
Ronin101
I am a fan of Ryan Reynolds. So no problem there. I thought it was a decent movie. Not as good as the first one, but then they rarely are!!
June 27, 2021, 10:38 AM
cas
An ass for every seat I suppose.

I just saw the first one last week, I'd say I mostly liked half of it?

I grew tired of SLJ's schtick about 27 years ago. The only thing that would make me happier than never seeing him in a role again, would be to somehow UNsee everything I've seen him in. I don't know if he really can't act, maybe he can, but either he just doesn't or he just acts the same in almost everything. It's tired, let it go.

I didn't know he was in it before I started watching, or I probably wouldn't have.


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August 09, 2021, 05:52 AM
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It was stupid silly funny. Can be easily skipped.

SLJ has no relevant lines in this one. Remind me of those puppets that talk the same lines over an over when hou pull a string.

Banderas still can’t act.
These guys must bepoorly aging faster than make up artistry can camo them younger. The colors where saturated so much that they looked like a b&w movie computer colored.

Wife enjoyed it.

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August 09, 2021, 11:11 AM
cheesegrits
I made it about 10 minutes in and that was enough for me. It was awful.

The first movie was admittedly bad, but somewhat entertaining.
August 09, 2021, 02:17 PM
bobandmikako
I never saw the first one and don't plan to see this one. I stopped watching Samuel L. Jackson movies several years ago. He just irritates the hell out of me now for some reason. It's probably due to his stupid TV commercials. I just feel like punching him in the face every time he talks.



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