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The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room
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I just saw it. Not as good as the first. Hayak kept trying to steal the movie or out raunchy Sam Jackson.

Jackson and Reynolds had a few good exchanges and Frank Grillo got a couple jokes in. He did a good Masshole IMHO.


I was really disappointed in this one. I really liked the first movie. I feel they wanted to emphasize Hayak's raunchy language in this movie instead of focusing on good shooting and action scenes that were emphasized in the first movie.


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https://youtu.be/HpTzG34xrQw

Salma Hayek & Eiza González Side by Side 'Santánico Pandemonium's Snake Dance' (HD) comparison



Selma wins by a landslide.
I would go as far to ay the original clip with Selma is one of the greatest movie scenes of all time.
 
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https://youtu.be/HpTzG34xrQw

Salma Hayek & Eiza González Side by Side 'Santánico Pandemonium's Snake Dance' (HD) comparison



Selma wins by a landslide.


Agreed. Not even close.




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This movie is awful. The let’s be as raunchy as possible and maybe no one will notice the poor script and idiotic storyline.

Hollywood, raunch in and of itself is not humor.
 
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Basec upon the title alone, I wouldn't bother.
 
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Watched it last night, this movie looks like it was a pure movie studio money pit.

Beside's showing off Hayek's spectacular figure, this was a mail-it-in movie for all these overpaid actors to enjoy 'work' in a variety of luxury locations. I'm sure the studio heads took their own liberties to 'travel to the set' and make sure things were going well.
 
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I can’t disagree with most of what is said here. It was fine for a splody’ bond/xxx type movie knock off but phoned in is a good description.

That said I literally laughed out load at “Ricochets only count if you call them!”

SLIGHT SPOILER AHEAD



I really thought his dad was going to be Kevin Costner the way they played up the Bodyguard stuff.


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Agreed, she does not age.


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It was weak. The first one was silly but fun, this one just goes nowhere.



Kinda not really a spoiler because its right in the beginning:


How does drilling into a box with a diamond unibit "hack" into it?




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