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It was an itty bitty teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.

Every things OK on the LBJ.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I found a million dollar baby in a five and ten cent store.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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Anything by Bananarama


and this...



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This Space for Rent
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This. Just a little too creepy





We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
 
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It was an itty bitty teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.

We seem to be in agreement here.

To add another, I would say the dog version of Jingle Bells, although it's not the song itself, but that particular cover. I feel like covering my ears every Christmas.



ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"First, Eyes."
 
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Cars for Kids Mad Mad




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
 
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Two songs like that came immediately to mind. I call these "songs that don't take long to write" because of the excessively repeated lyric.



Weird Al Yankovic parodied it.



 
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I just learned today that this was the very first video broadcast on MTV in 1981. Really stupid



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There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature more.
- Lord Byron
 
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
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Fish Heads


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Any modern pop country songs that you can play the drinking game with the lyrics.

Choose any of these hat and tight jean wearing, three chord troubadours you like. Play their album from track one. Take a shot every time they sing the words "moonlight, moonshine, tailgate, truck, boots, beer, huntin', fishin', or gurl (yes, girl with a u), and try to remain conscious as long as you can.

You won't get past track 2 without severe alcohol poisoning or passing out.

Alternatively, you could play the game where you take a shot every time the cowboy crooner plays something other than C, F, or G, on the $5000 guitar he carries everywhere, and you'll be sober enough after the entire album to drive the church bus to bible school.
 
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Oh man, I can’t agree with T-Rex and “Bang a Gong.” Back in the day, that was big medicine. Yeah, I have the album. Guess I better listen to it again; it’s been a long time.

Ok, I don’t care for the live version posted by LS1 GTO at all. Here’s what I grew up with



“Will you daunce, take a chaunceBig Grin


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There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature more.
- Lord Byron
 
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I can’t believe no one has named “MacArthur Park”.

It’s simply the most wretched song ever recorded.

WHO writes a song about a green-frosted cake being left in the rain?


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I can’t believe no one has named “MacArthur Park”.

It’s simply the most wretched song ever recorded.

WHO writes a song about a green-frosted cake being left in the rain?


It's not on any play list I have, but I don't mind listening to it once in a while. Cryptic lyrics for sure but they relate to a lost love who married another, with the ceremony held in the park and it rained while he watched from afar.



Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.

-D.H. Lawrence
 
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Anything by Bananarama


aww man... this isn't even a guilty pleasure. I feel no guilt at all about loving Cruel Summer.




I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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We Built This City by Starship

Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
 
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Back in the day, this one made me want to jump out of a window.

 
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Oh man, I can’t agree with T-Rex and “Bang a Gong.” Back in the day, that was big medicine. Yeah, I have the album. Guess I better listen to it again; it’s been a long time.

Ok, I don’t care for the live version posted by LS1 GTO at all. Here’s what I grew up with



“Will you daunce, take a chaunceBig Grin


I appreciate the T. Rex original, but I’m still partial to the Power Station.


https://youtu.be/O2vHbXI2p4k


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