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...you can't call the cops on him, man.
 
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We're on a mission from God.
 
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The cigarette lighter is broken.
 
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
 
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You traded the Bluesmobile for this hunk of sh*t?

No, I traded it for a microphone.

OK, I can see that...




 
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We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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Chicken wire.



“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams

"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.


 
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Get out! And don't come back, until you've redeemed yourselves.
 
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The cigarette lighter is broken.
"Fix the cigarette lighter."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
 
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"How often's that train go by?

"So often you won't even notice it".
 
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We get both kinds, Country And Western...



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

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The cigarette lighter is broken.
"Fix the cigarette lighter."


A misquote? See what happens when you've not watched a 1980 cinema classic in several years, you muss up a line. A viewing of it is in order. Smile
 
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"Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?"
 
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Originally posted by rat2306:.. See what happens when you've not watched a 1980 cinema classic in several years, you muss up a line. A viewing of it is in order. Smile


"Hit it."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
 
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Shit.
What?
Rollers.
No.
Yeah.
Shit.




 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin' on it... and the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.....



.....They still owe you money, fool.


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GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

"This mall has everything."
"New Oldsmobiles are in early this year."

Of all the well known and oft repeated lines in this movie one throw away line gets me every time and i have no idea why.

"Your gonna look kind funny eating corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

That line just always makes me laugh.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
 
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My fave lines are from Carrie Fisher before she mag dumps because Jake jilted her at the altar...
 
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“Illinois Nazis.”

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”


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Get busy living
or get busy dying!
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The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year..........
 
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