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He just got out of Joliet

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September 23, 2026, 05:25 PM
83v45magna
He just got out of Joliet
...you can't call the cops on him, man.
September 23, 2026, 06:41 PM
SIGguy229
We're on a mission from God.
September 23, 2026, 06:50 PM
rat2306
The cigarette lighter is broken.
September 23, 2026, 07:50 PM
HRK
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
September 23, 2026, 08:03 PM
tigereye313
You traded the Bluesmobile for this hunk of sh*t?

No, I traded it for a microphone.

OK, I can see that...
September 23, 2026, 08:21 PM
Puckpilot78
We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.


Mongo only pawn in game of life...
September 23, 2026, 09:24 PM
Belwolf
Chicken wire.


“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams

"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.


September 23, 2026, 11:10 PM
Rawny
Get out! And don't come back, until you've redeemed yourselves.
September 24, 2026, 02:11 AM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by rat2306:
The cigarette lighter is broken.
"Fix the cigarette lighter."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
September 24, 2026, 03:52 AM
r0gue
"How often's that train go by?

"So often you won't even notice it".
September 24, 2026, 04:54 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
We get both kinds, Country And Western...


"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
September 24, 2026, 05:59 AM
rat2306
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by rat2306:
The cigarette lighter is broken.
"Fix the cigarette lighter."


A misquote? See what happens when you've not watched a 1980 cinema classic in several years, you muss up a line. A viewing of it is in order. Smile
September 24, 2026, 06:05 AM
hjs157
"Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?"
September 24, 2026, 06:44 AM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by rat2306:.. See what happens when you've not watched a 1980 cinema classic in several years, you muss up a line. A viewing of it is in order. Smile


"Hit it."



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
September 24, 2026, 07:21 AM
tigereye313
Shit.
What?
Rollers.
No.
Yeah.
Shit.
September 24, 2026, 08:43 AM
benny6
The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin' on it... and the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.....



.....They still owe you money, fool.


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September 24, 2026, 01:11 PM
cslinger
GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

"This mall has everything."
"New Oldsmobiles are in early this year."

Of all the well known and oft repeated lines in this movie one throw away line gets me every time and i have no idea why.

"Your gonna look kind funny eating corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

That line just always makes me laugh.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
September 24, 2026, 01:47 PM
rat2306
My fave lines are from Carrie Fisher before she mag dumps because Jake jilted her at the altar...
September 24, 2026, 02:44 PM
mttaylor1066
“Illinois Nazis.”

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”


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Company, villainous company hath been the spoil of me.
September 24, 2026, 06:38 PM
heathtx
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year..........