His Royal Hiney
| quote: Originally posted by Sigmanic:
They should replace the bikini segment with a speed typing competition. Most people can't resist a fast typing competition, plus even the runners-up might land some good jobs as secretaries!
I would personally love an Excel VBA Macro writing segment. I would put that on an endless loop and be in my bunk all day. What are they going to do? Make it a Big Brother, Survivor, America's Got Talent reality show????
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
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| quote: Originally posted by Mustang-PaPa:
Since they are doing away with swimsuits how about replacing it with trampoline jumping.
and the ratings bumped up a notch
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| quote: Originally posted by parabellum:
"I just had my tits done. Don't they look great?"
"Yes, Mister Scheinbaum, they do. Nevertheless, you are not qualified for the Miss America Pageant."
 I’ve got a solution. Just give the wimmins their own Mr. America competition. Even it out. This PC/SJW is just out of hand. What’s next? Banning bikinis because they objectify women’s bodies? I don’t want to live Muslim, and won’t. One thing the Euros do right is let women pop them tits out on the beach, and nobody complains. Here they are whining about one small segment of a beauty pageant. Fuck if they cancel the annual Victoria Secrets runway show every holiday season I’m gonna set the building on fire. 
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
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| quote: Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
They need to first remove physical appearance from all the contests leading up to being a Miss America contestant.
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| It sounds like they might as well participate via email. Why bother to be there if the contest is not based on appearance? Everyone who wants to be a contestant just log in at 9:00 pm and the game is on!
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Mr. Fag of 2018 or some frigging tennis guy?
If he's straight (unlikely) he should have a small amount of shit beau out him and told to quit acting like a queer.
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| quote: Originally posted by Mustang-PaPa:
Since they are doing away with swimsuits how about replacing it with trampoline jumping.
or 2 on 2 beach volleyball
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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| Sorry, but when homos make themselves front and center, I'll wail on them all I care to... |
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| quote: Originally posted by synthplayer:
It's about time they did away with the swim suit competition! I used to HATE waiting through this boring part of the contest:
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Holy crap, those are teens? I feel dirty....
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| I wonder with Sports Illustrated will follow suit?  |
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| quote: Originally posted by Birdvol:
Sorry, but when homos make themselves front and center, I'll wail on them all I care to...
Several members have had you pegged as a troll for some time now. See ya |
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| My wife is even bummed out now, with the axing of the evening wear, she won't get to watch "all the pretty dresses" So even the women are not happy about this.
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| Then they should hold preliminary pageants at Walmart. Plenty of talents if you don't care how they look.
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| quote: Originally posted by parabellum:
The real fun will be watching them try to walk this back after a couple of pageants with ratings lower than your local 5 AM farm report.
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| Well dang! I guess it will be on the radio to boost ratings?  Are they going to add a competition for changing a tire? Best time for backing a trailer to the loading dock wins!
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