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Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appearance
June 05, 2018, 02:44 PM
mikeyspizzaMiss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appearance
They need to first remove physical appearance from all the contests leading up to being a Miss America contestant.
June 05, 2018, 03:09 PM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by Sigmanic:
They should replace the bikini segment with a speed typing competition. Most people can't resist a fast typing competition, plus even the runners-up might land some good jobs as secretaries!
I would personally love an Excel VBA Macro writing segment. I would put that on an endless loop and be in my bunk all day.
What are they going to do? Make it a Big Brother, Survivor, America's Got Talent reality show????
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
June 05, 2018, 03:11 PM
TMatsquote:
Originally posted by Mustang-PaPa:
Since they are doing away with swimsuits how about replacing it with trampoline jumping.
and the ratings bumped up a notch
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despite them
June 05, 2018, 03:14 PM
arfmel“What are they going to do? Make it a Big Brother, Survivor, America's Got Talent reality show????“
Nekkid and Afraid reality show
June 05, 2018, 03:15 PM
Prefontainequote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
"I just had my tits done. Don't they look great?"
"Yes, Mister Scheinbaum, they do. Nevertheless, you are not qualified for the Miss America Pageant."
I’ve got a solution. Just give the wimmins their own Mr. America competition. Even it out.
This PC/SJW is just out of hand. What’s next? Banning bikinis because they objectify women’s bodies? I don’t want to live Muslim, and won’t. One thing the Euros do right is let women pop them tits out on the beach, and nobody complains. Here they are whining about one small segment of a beauty pageant. Fuck if they cancel the annual Victoria Secrets runway show every holiday season I’m gonna set the building on fire.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
June 05, 2018, 03:16 PM
HRKMaybe they'll introduce the Miss America Lingere football game, though they'll all probably take a knee before the game...
June 05, 2018, 03:17 PM
rusbroquote:
Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
They need to first remove physical appearance from all the contests leading up to being a Miss America contestant.
Exactly.
In other news, meet the next Mr. Universe winner:
June 05, 2018, 03:17 PM
grecoIt sounds like they might as well participate via email. Why bother to be there if the contest is not based on appearance? Everyone who wants to be a contestant just log in at 9:00 pm and the game is on!
Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom June 05, 2018, 03:28 PM
BirdvolWho is that?
Mr. Fag of 2018 or some frigging tennis guy?
If he's straight (unlikely) he should have a small amount of shit beau out him and told to quit acting like a queer.
If he is a queer, stop posting his stomach turning photo.
June 05, 2018, 03:30 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by Mustang-PaPa:
Since they are doing away with swimsuits how about replacing it with trampoline jumping.
or 2 on 2 beach volleyball
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. June 05, 2018, 03:31 PM
fiasconvaThis is almost as important to me as the royal weddng was.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra June 05, 2018, 03:36 PM
BirdvolSorry, but when homos make themselves front and center, I'll wail on them all I care to...
June 05, 2018, 03:37 PM
Lord Vaalicquote:
Originally posted by synthplayer:
It's about time they did away with the swim suit competition! I used to HATE waiting through this boring part of the contest:
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Holy crap, those are teens? I feel dirty....
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 05, 2018, 03:39 PM
RHINOWSOI wonder with Sports Illustrated will follow suit?
June 05, 2018, 03:42 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by Birdvol:
Sorry, but when homos make themselves front and center, I'll wail on them all I care to...
Several members have had you pegged as a troll for some time now.
See ya
June 05, 2018, 03:44 PM
bald1Seems the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally's pickle eating and wet T shirt contest has garnered new interest.
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June 05, 2018, 03:53 PM
Lord VaalicMy wife is even bummed out now, with the axing of the evening wear, she won't get to watch "all the pretty dresses"
So even the women are not happy about this.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 05, 2018, 04:01 PM
ChuckWallThen they should hold preliminary pageants at Walmart. Plenty of talents if you don't care how they look.
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MAGA
June 05, 2018, 04:09 PM
FrankMosesquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
The real fun will be watching them try to walk this back after a couple of pageants with ratings lower than your local 5 AM farm report.
You get off some good ones here and there, but that was the best.
June 05, 2018, 04:33 PM
.38supersigWell dang! I guess it will be on the radio to boost ratings?
Are they going to add a competition for changing a tire?
Best time for backing a trailer to the loading dock wins!