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Actually a more accurate statement would be, "Miss America is scrapping the contest all together". I'm sure they'll enjoy great success with the frumpy teacher in what look like Goodwill donations, and the Muslim chick (is it a chick) in a burka. Oh, and damn you TigerDore! I was just getting ready to head out to lunch when i stumbled across your contribution.  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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"The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident, expresses their personal style and shows how they hope to advance the role of Miss America. " Now Pat has a chance...  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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One step towards these pageants going away completely. I literally only watch for the swimsuit part of the show. Thankfully IFBB has pro bikini. And it isn’t bodybuilding gals, it’s cut up women, lean. You can google Marcia Prince for example. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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That about sums it up.  "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
When I buy a cut up whole chicken at my local grocery store, it comes up on the checkout display as "cut up chick". | |||
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Oh I do so hope they get a hold of some chick that wears pasties, a g-string, and five inch heels, because they "make her feel confident".  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
"I just had my tits done. Don't they look great?" "Yes, Mister Scheinbaum, they do. Nevertheless, you are not qualified for the Miss America Pageant." ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Did you hear that loud noise? That was the ratings creating a 30' deep crater. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Yeah, well we straight guys aren't the only ones who're gonna miss the swimsuit strut, think of all the disappointed lesbos.... However, I won't miss the tortuous speeches of: I want to be Miss America so I can help feed all the starving chidrens all ober de whirl...unless of course you're a connoisseur of exquisite embarrassment as these hotties blurt out foolish foolish-isms by the tongue load... But, we forgave them because they were so smoking hot, so blurt away while being lecherously gazed upon your youthful beauty. And you young lady take the time to enjoy such gazes, because after awhile & some additional weighty pounds a few years from now, you'll only be good for kitchen help... C'mon, old hawg, daddy needs some crispy fried bacon and his feet rubbed...and let me ask you: Have you considered entering the first female Sumo wrestling championship? No? You should. You have the body for it now... And yes, they'll be some sort of cry for equal shallowness competition by the limp of wrist set... who I'm sure will insist on wearing banana hammock-wear, no matter the exhibit of skin rule for women, ugh, oh the humanity... Then will come the rest of the pervert herd...cross dressers, trannys, sexual degenerates of all persuasions and yes, there are many...necrophiliacs, coprophagist, nambla club types and on and on all demanding their time on the stage or they'll enlist the aid of pelosie and barnie fwank, the retired old queer. Democrat commies all...or haven't you heard, being some brand of deviant even if it's only bruce jenner pretending to be a women, while still attached to his male junk...Sorry brucie-poo you still have to use a urinal even if all those female hormones shrunk it to pee-pee size. | |||
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Well, screw that. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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The ratings have been in the tank for a decade, probably two. At one time it was a classy deal. Not now and not for quite a while. It might as well just end. A couple of years ago the guy picked the wrong one or something. Just call it over. As mentioned, they will make it something it was never intended to be. Just like the Boy Scouts. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Will we have tranny scouts? If so, what sort of cookies will they sell? P.S. I wouldn't eat one free... | |||
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Maybe they'll judge based on intellectual ability? A battle of the gnats! Er, giants.... "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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| Conservative Behind Enemy Lines  |
It's about time they did away with the swim suit competition! I used to HATE waiting through this boring part of the contest: | |||
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delicately calloused |
Maybe they should substitute it for a pointy elbows contest You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Well, now that the pageant has been declared a competition then very soon I'll suspect that the word competition will be banned in favor of giving everyone a trophy as to not offend anyone in particular. — Pissed off beats scared every time… - Frank Castle | |||
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Did you catch the top three finishers at this year's Dirty Kanza? Yeah, that's my Miss America contest. Kaite Keough https://youtu.be/jacEXb29qOA Amanda Nauman https://youtu.be/itiwonNXTQY Alison Tetrick https://youtu.be/esbacURTTH4 | |||
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Miss America and the Boy Scouts can now merge. Instead of a pageant, its a jamboree. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Harrison Bergeron | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
How about putting in a sandwich making competition? ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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