Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appearance
Actually a more accurate statement would be, "Miss America is scrapping the contest all together". I'm sure they'll enjoy great success with the frumpy teacher in what look like Goodwill donations, and the Muslim chick (is it a chick) in a burka.
Oh, and damn you TigerDore! I was just getting ready to head out to lunch when i stumbled across your contribution.
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June 05, 2018, 11:53 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
"The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident, expresses their personal style and shows how they hope to advance the role of Miss America. "
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June 05, 2018, 11:57 AM
Prefontaine
One step towards these pageants going away completely. I literally only watch for the swimsuit part of the show. Thankfully IFBB has pro bikini. And it isn’t bodybuilding gals, it’s cut up women, lean. You can google Marcia Prince for example.
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June 05, 2018, 12:04 PM
chellim1
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Originally posted by SIG4EVA: Fantastic! Enjoy your competition that literally NO ONE will watch.
That about sums it up.
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June 05, 2018, 12:07 PM
parabellum
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Originally posted by Prefontaine: it’s cut up women, lean.
When I buy a cut up whole chicken at my local grocery store, it comes up on the checkout display as "cut up chick".
June 05, 2018, 12:08 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk: "The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident, expresses their personal style and shows how they hope to advance the role of Miss America. "
Oh I do so hope they get a hold of some chick that wears pasties, a g-string, and five inch heels, because they "make her feel confident".
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June 05, 2018, 12:17 PM
parabellum
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June 05, 2018, 12:37 PM
Rightwire
Did you hear that loud noise? That was the ratings creating a 30' deep crater.
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June 05, 2018, 01:06 PM
Birdvol
Yeah, well we straight guys aren't the only ones who're gonna miss the swimsuit strut, think of all the disappointed lesbos....
However, I won't miss the tortuous speeches of: I want to be Miss America so I can help feed all the starving chidrens all ober de whirl...unless of course you're a connoisseur of exquisite embarrassment as these hotties blurt out foolish foolish-isms by the tongue load...
But, we forgave them because they were so smoking hot, so blurt away while being lecherously gazed upon your youthful beauty. And you young lady take the time to enjoy such gazes, because after awhile & some additional weighty pounds a few years from now, you'll only be good for kitchen help...
C'mon, old hawg, daddy needs some crispy fried bacon and his feet rubbed...and let me ask you: Have you considered entering the first female Sumo wrestling championship? No? You should. You have the body for it now...
And yes, they'll be some sort of cry for equal shallowness competition by the limp of wrist set... who I'm sure will insist on wearing banana hammock-wear, no matter the exhibit of skin rule for women, ugh, oh the humanity...
Then will come the rest of the pervert herd...cross dressers, trannys, sexual degenerates of all persuasions and yes, there are many...necrophiliacs, coprophagist, nambla club types and on and on all demanding their time on the stage or they'll enlist the aid of pelosie and barnie fwank, the retired old queer. Democrat commies all...or haven't you heard, being some brand of deviant even if it's only bruce jenner pretending to be a women, while still attached to his male junk...Sorry brucie-poo you still have to use a urinal even if all those female hormones shrunk it to pee-pee size.
June 05, 2018, 01:15 PM
Georgeair
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In place of the swimsuit portion of the competition, Miss America contestants will now take part in a live interactive session with the judges, according to the organization.
Well, screw that.
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June 05, 2018, 01:23 PM
old rugged cross
The ratings have been in the tank for a decade, probably two. At one time it was a classy deal. Not now and not for quite a while. It might as well just end.
A couple of years ago the guy picked the wrong one or something. Just call it over.
As mentioned, they will make it something it was never intended to be. Just like the Boy Scouts.
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June 05, 2018, 01:35 PM
Birdvol
Will we have tranny scouts?
If so, what sort of cookies will they sell?
P.S. I wouldn't eat one free...
June 05, 2018, 01:45 PM
Doc H.
Maybe they'll judge based on intellectual ability? A battle of the gnats! Er, giants....
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June 05, 2018, 01:54 PM
synthplayer
It's about time they did away with the swim suit competition! I used to HATE waiting through this boring part of the contest:
I found what you said riveting.
June 05, 2018, 01:57 PM
darthfuster
Maybe they should substitute it for a pointy elbows contest
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June 05, 2018, 02:04 PM
muddle_mann
Well, now that the pageant has been declared a competition then very soon I'll suspect that the word competition will be banned in favor of giving everyone a trophy as to not offend anyone in particular.
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June 05, 2018, 02:06 PM
SigSentry
Did you catch the top three finishers at this year's Dirty Kanza? Yeah, that's my Miss America contest.
Miss America and the Boy Scouts can now merge. Instead of a pageant, its a jamboree.
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June 05, 2018, 02:24 PM
Fredward
Harrison Bergeron
June 05, 2018, 02:28 PM
Gustofer
How about putting in a sandwich making competition?
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