If they had not tried to hide, this would never have seen the light of day, they created their own 15 minutes of fame by ducking...

https://x.com/ericmmatheny/status/1945959762241142823

Quite a video. I hope he didn't cause her left implant to leak.

Interesting choice to go to a large public concert in town, then when he realizes he's caught, he ducks down and leaves her standing there alone, rather than turning away with her and guiding her out with him.

Obviously he is a dirtbag (as is she), but he also showed his cowardice there. So he lost his marriage and his new fling all in one moment.


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Coldplay releasing singles again!

Terrible way for his wife to find out... that he's a Coldplay fan.

He released a statement which I think might dig him a bigger hole. Someone he making this about him and his private matter should not have been made public without his consent.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/...ay-kiss-cam-scandal/

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Originally posted by gpbst3:

https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/...ay-kiss-cam-scandal/

Won't let me view it without disabling my adblocker, which is baked into my browser, so no joy.

In a continuation of that shitshow, the company came out and said that statement was fake.

Oh, you mean fake as in insincere, or actually forged?

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Originally posted by IntrepidTraveler:
Won't let me view it without disabling my adblocker, which is baked into my browser, so no joy.

Text of the article:


The tech firm home to CEO Andy Byron and his alleged HR mistress – who were caught cozying up on a “kiss cam” at a Coldplay concert – has quickly refuted a fake apology going viral online.

New York-based AI firm Astronomer told The Post that the statement circulating on social media – which claimed to be written by Byron himself with intimate apologies to his wife and children – is “fake.”

The imposter statement took a somber tone but ended with a cheesy nod to Coldplay’s 2005 hit “Fix You”: “As a friend once sang: ‘Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you.’”

The faux statement quickly gained traction online.

Neither Byron nor Kristin Cabot, the company’s chief human resources officer, have spoken publicly about the Coldplay scandal – when they were caught in a loving embrace on the concert “kiss cam.”

Byron quite literally ducked out of frame while Cabot covered her face and turned around, putting her back toward the camera.

Chris Martin, the band’s frontman, initially thought the camera had found a sweet moment, saying: “Look at these two.”

But their panicked reaction soon had him speculating on a much less savory situation.

“Oh, what?” Martin can be heard saying on stage in a TikTok video that has racked up more than 50 million views and over 5 million likes.

“Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” Martin quipped.

The faux statement posted late Thursday quickly gained traction on social media, with many users tearing into the fake Byron.

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent,” the forged statement said.

“I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle.”

A social media user on X pointed out fishy behavior from the account that posted the so-called statement.

“The ‘statement from Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’ that’s going around originated with a 50-follower account called ‘Peter Enis.’ As in ‘P. Enis,’” the user wrote.

That account had included “CBS News” in its username, seemingly trying to pose as a reporter for the Tiffany Network.

The company has not posted on its social media accounts since the scandal made headlines on Wednesday.
Astronomer did not respond to inquiries about whether it was planning to issue a statement on the matter.

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Originally posted by gpbst3:
He released a statement which I think might dig him a bigger hole. Someone he making this about him and his private matter should not have been made public without his consent.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/...ay-kiss-cam-scandal/

Several reports stating that the statement is a fake...

Link NY Post Article

Link

Link Astronomer Firm response

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Originally posted by ChuckFinley:
Coldplay releasing singles again!

Terrible way for his wife to find out... that he's a Coldplay fan.

True, but I am wondering if she isn't relieved in some way. When she first heard he was at a Coldplay concert, she probably feared he was gay.


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So cold play created 2 new singles that night.

The wife saw this on her reels

upload photos

Isn't that the same thing that sunk the Titanic?

The wife upon seeing this kiss cam:

That's solves that mystery. The last two days I've been seeing them everywhere, but trying to figure out who the heck they were.

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Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:
So cold play created 2 new singles that night.

That right there made me laugh. Showed it to my wife and we both laughed.

Best example of FAFO ever!

Wait.... he's troubled that a private moment became public without his consent?

Andy, guy I've never met, you had your private moment "in public" <Ron White>. In fact your entire moment was "public" <Ron White>. You're upset that your idea of "public" and Cold Play's idea of Public were very different.

At this point, you almost have to feel sorry for these two people.

Almost

https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1946371002885115972