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I really like that way h!! More of a riddle... Mary’s mom has 3 children named Snap, Crackle and __________? Answer: Mary. You didn’t say Pop did you??This message has been edited. Last edited by: ruger357, ----------------------------------------- Roll Tide! Glock Certified Armorer NRA Certified Firearms Instructor | |||
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Thanks for the chance What does Pirate corn cost? Buck an ear. | |||
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I need a Citizen watch to wear while eating at the Mexican restaurant since the servers are not.  | |||
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Add me please! Thanks! How many lawyers can fit into a telephone booth at the bottom of the ocean? Hopefully all of them!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Xer0, | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Why was the blonde arrested for snorting Neutrasweet? She told the cop it was diet coke. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Beautiful watch please enter me And since it's a Watch a Swiss joke What's the best thing about Switzerland?? Not sure but it's Flag is a Big Plus _______________________________ 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but > because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton NRA Endowment Life member NRA Pistol instructor...and Range Safety instructor Women On Target Instructor. | |||
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I'm due for a new watch. Thanks for the chance Dave.  Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon Keep Americans working, buy American made! | |||
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| Animis Opibusque Parati |
Please include me. Here is an oldie but goodie... Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?” "Prepared in mind and resources" | |||
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| Yokel |
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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It's topical to current events... Count me in please...  NSFW... | |||
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Happily Retired |
Great watch. I'm in!  .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
Beautiful watch, count me in!! I always keep a knife in my pocket, in case of cheese cake or something. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Beauty of a watch. Please include me in the drawing. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice can? Because it said on the label “concentrate”. | |||
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Thanks for a chance. What is the most common remark made by 60 year olds when they browse an antique store? I remember these. | |||
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My Time is Yours |
5 more days to jump on to this Karma! God, Family, Country. | |||
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| Conservative in Nor Cal constantly swimming up stream  |
OK Please enter me Dave. Thanks for the chance. ----------------------------------- Get your guns b4 the Dems take them away Sig P-229 Sig P-220 Combat | |||
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Hey Dave, please count me in, joke below. Did you hear they're thinking of moving the brights switch on cars back to the floor? Too many blondes are getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel... | |||
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I'd like to be considered! Here's mine: I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time! Thanks, Neckbone | |||
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Did I tell you about the wedding I went to the other weekend? Two antennas were wed. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was better.  Thanks as always for your generosity and the opportunity to partake. _________________________ An unarmed man can only flee from evil and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it. - Col Jeff Cooper NRA Life Member Long Live the Super Thirty-Eight | |||
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