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Wow, please count me in. Thanks!
 
Posts: 1014 | Location: Tampa | Registered: July 27, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Thank you for another wonderful Karma.



“There is love in me the likes of which you’ve never seen. There is rage in me the likes of which should never escape."
—Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

 
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Please Add me in!

True story. At one time I sold train tickets at Grand Central Terminal. A sharp looking Marine recruit in uniform asked for a train ticket to Albany, N.Y. ( Amtrak at the time). I asked "One way or round trip?" He answered "Yes" . Annoyed I asked "Yes what??" He snapped to attention and shouted "YES SIR!"

Not as funny as most but true nevertheless.
 
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Nice! I like this watch.

This is the winning spot. Reserving this spot. I’ll come back later and add something funny.




"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
"A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
 
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If Guns Cause Crime, Mine Are Defective.... Ted Nugent
 
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1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafhalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn when you discover half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

[Source - a newspaper contest challenging readers to alter a word by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and giving the new word a definition.]

Thanks for the chance!


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Trying to simplify my life...
 
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In. Thanks, David.

It was so cold that I saw a chicken with a capon.


John

"Building a wall will violate the rights of millions of illegals." [Nancy Pelosi]
 
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parati et volentes
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I was playing air drums to Rush in my car when I lost a stick out the window. I had to switch over to Def Leppard.
 
Posts: 8279 | Location: Illinois, Occupied America | Registered: February 23, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I made it so far,
now I'll go for more
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I like that Citizen too!
Please include me,

Bob


I am no expert, but think I am sometimes.
 
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What do you call an Italian hooker?

A pastatute.


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
 
Posts: 34562 | Location: North, GA | Registered: October 09, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Thanks for the offer. Please put me in.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station.
 
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Great watch! Please include me.
 
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Thanks for another great karma! Please include me.
 
Posts: 367 | Location: Northern CA | Registered: January 26, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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That Citizen looks sharp. Please include me in this karma, Dave, which is very thoughtful!

Here’s my contribution:

In the beginning was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke among themselves saying,

"It is a crock of s#%t and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said,

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the supervisor went unto their managers and said,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the managers went unto their directors, saying,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,

"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the directors went unto the vice presidents, saying unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the vice presidents went unto the president, saying unto him,

"The new plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."

And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.

And the plan became policy.

This is how s#%t happens.
 
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It's all part of
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Hi, Dave, please include me.

Here’s a joke:

What’s the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?


Nobody ever paid 20 bucks to have a lentil on them.

Sorry...


Regards From Sunny Tucson,
SigFan

NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA

"Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky)
 
Posts: 1799 | Location: Tucson, Arizona | Registered: January 30, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Res ipsa loquitur
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Great looking watch. Thank you for the chance.
This meme has always made me laugh.



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I'm in also, please.


Don't. drink & drive, don't even putt.


 
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Count me in please.

Worlds Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No." And the guy went fishing and hunting and rode motorcycles farted whenever he wanted and lived happily ever after.

The End. Thank you for your generosity.


Rick



Texting.......easier than calling.
 
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Hope the language doesn't offend. thanks for the chance!


"The days are stacked against what we think we are." Jim Harrison
 
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After 60...
"As I stand here in the kitchen, I realize my ability to name songs from the 70’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I’m here".

Count me in. Thanks



Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.

-D.H. Lawrence
 
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