I need a Citizen watch to wear while eating at the Mexican restaurant since the servers are not.
February 06, 2021, 03:48 PM
Xer0
Add me please! Thanks!
How many lawyers can fit into a telephone booth at the bottom of the ocean? Hopefully all of them!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Xer0,
February 06, 2021, 03:53 PM
LS1 GTO
Why was the blonde arrested for snorting Neutrasweet?
She told the cop it was diet coke.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
February 06, 2021, 04:03 PM
Zecpull
Beautiful watch please enter me
And since it's a Watch a Swiss joke
What's the best thing about Switzerland?? Not sure but it's Flag is a Big Plus
_______________________________ 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but > because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton
NRA Endowment Life member NRA Pistol instructor...and Range Safety instructor Women On Target Instructor.
February 06, 2021, 04:36 PM
Jimbo54
I'm due for a new watch. Thanks for the chance Dave.
Jim
________________________
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird
February 07, 2021, 05:35 PM
chessiedog1
I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
Keep Americans working, buy American made!
February 07, 2021, 05:41 PM
Minnow
Please include me. Here is an oldie but goodie...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
"Prepared in mind and resources"
February 07, 2021, 10:13 PM
ontmark
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck
February 07, 2021, 11:23 PM
1lowlife
It's topical to current events... Count me in please...
NSFW...
February 08, 2021, 05:35 AM
Bassamatic
Great watch. I'm in!
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
February 08, 2021, 07:19 PM
Rightwire
Beautiful watch, count me in!!
I always keep a knife in my pocket, in case of cheese cake or something.
Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
February 08, 2021, 08:42 PM
Wolfpacker
Beauty of a watch. Please include me in the drawing.
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice can? Because it said on the label “concentrate”.
February 08, 2021, 11:41 PM
SeaCliff
Thanks for a chance.
What is the most common remark made by 60 year olds when they browse an antique store?
I remember these.
February 24, 2021, 12:44 PM
davetruong
5 more days to jump on to this Karma!
God, Family, Country.
February 24, 2021, 12:46 PM
PR64
OK
Please enter me Dave.
Thanks for the chance.
----------------------------------- Get your guns b4 the Dems take them away Sig P-229 Sig P-220 Combat
February 24, 2021, 07:24 PM
ubelongoutside
Hey Dave, please count me in, joke below.
Did you hear they're thinking of moving the brights switch on cars back to the floor?
Too many blondes are getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel...
February 24, 2021, 07:56 PM
neckbone
I'd like to be considered!
Here's mine:
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Thanks,
Neckbone
February 24, 2021, 07:56 PM
jjkroll32
Did I tell you about the wedding I went to the other weekend?
Two antennas were wed. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was better.
Thanks as always for your generosity and the opportunity to partake.
_________________________ An unarmed man can only flee from evil and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it. - Col Jeff Cooper
