Nice one !!!

You never cease to amaze with your generous karma's!

We were driving on the highway and our ~ 10-year old daughter is in the back seat. We hit rush hour and she asks; "Why are we going so slow?".

We told her it was rush hour. You could see her gears going and she exclaimed; "They should call it slow poke hour instead".

I promised my wife I wouldn't share this story. So mum's the word. Our little dog is a cockapoo. (Yeah I know. Not my idea. But he's a great dog.) Anyway, like any toddler, he want's to be wherever his mama is, even in the ladies room. My wife and I are getting older with all the associated bodily function challenges that come with the territory. So the other day my wife was indisposed trying to finish her ablutions and probably working in a game of Zuma or twelve on her iPad while camped out in the palace. The toddler (our cockapoo) had apparently been waiting patiently on the floor, napping and protecting his mom. Eventually, he got up and stood in front of her, stared at her until she acknowledged him, then looked over and stared at the toilet paper roll, then back at her as if to say, "OK. That's long enough. I think I heard Dad opening the pantry door and I'm due a cookie." He's a great communicator.

Count me in please and thanks for the chance.

My wife’s new license plate is pretty funny I think- WV approved it yesterday

Beautiful watch and it is my birthday month! Thanks for the chance.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

My GF said she was "old school"
I asked how's that ?
She said
"I wake up with my eyebrows already on my face" !

Thank you, fantastic watch !

Oh that nice looking watch would make me look good! Really, I need all the help I can get.

Sunday is Super Bowl and there will be a female referee. We'll see if she throws the flag on something that happened last year! (It's a joke, don't flame me).

Thanks Dave! You're a good man.
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Lovely watch!
My 5 year old daughters favorite joke.
What is brown and sticky?



A stick.

I donated my last watch to a poor guy on the street. You can't imagine the warm, happy feeling that came over me when he put his pistol back in his pocket.
Thanks for the opportunity Dave.

Beautiful watch, I too would like a chance.





Thank you for your generosity!

Put Me in pleas

Knock knock! Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning !

In please! Many thanks for the chance.

Please enter me.

I give you Yogi Berra quotes:

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

I took a viagra once, it got stuck in my throat.


I had a stiff neck for hours.

I'd like a shot at this, please.
Thanks for the opportunity, and for all the generous karma's over the years!


I recently purchased a toilet brush.

Long story short I'm going back to toilet paper.

Please enter me.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?


Dung!

Nice watch!

Do you know the definition of a double blind study?

Two ortho surgeons reading an EKG

I am in

A friend of mine bought me a watch recently. Unfortunately it doesn't work. I have not told him yet, I just can't find the right time.

I am in!!!