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| Retired old fat motor cop |
In please for your generous karma Why do men die before their wives? They want to Don’t show this to MRS SPG " Life is full of choices', Choices have consequences." | |||
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| Throwin sparks makin knives  |
Please and thank you!!!!!!!?This message has been edited. Last edited by: sybo, | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Today's public service announcement from the ER, don't take Viagra while doing meth. Thanks for the generous karma. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Funny Man |
Something funny! ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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“What do we want?” “HEARING AIDS!” “When do we want them?” “HEARING AIDS!” -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.” ― Charles M. Schulz | |||
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What did the Banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know what you're shaking for, she's gonna eat me!" 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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Please include me for a chance at the very generous and nice Karma. Thank you! I was ski patrolling a couple of weekends ago and pulled up next to a young girl (12 or 13 ish) who was sitting on the side of the trail with her skis off to check to see if she was ok. She informed me that she was mostly ok but she was experiencing a lot of pain in both of her feet and didn’t think she could make it any further down the trail and asked if I could get her down somehow. As soon as I looked down at her boots I immediately noticed that she had them on the wrong feet! Since the weather was nice and not too cold I helped her swap her boots to the correct foot and she skied herself down (with me following her to the bottom). __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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| Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor  |
With the invention of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too. ________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun. | |||
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Dirty Boat Guy |
Add me Please and thanks for the generous opportunity. This is my daughter New Years Day minutes after getting a new chocolate lab puppy (my son got one too)...  A penny saved is a government oversight. | |||
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| Perfection is impossible, Trying is not… |
Lakeray is a duffus... "Isn't it weird that in AMERICA, our flag & our culture offend so many people - but our benefits do not" | |||
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Serenity now! |
I'd love a chance, Dave! My funny post is really just something I saw. My daughter got her wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and she was high as a kite when she got home. My wife filmed her on the way home, and she was soooo funny in the car - laughing, crying, screaming in delight. It was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! I wanted to post the video, but my daughter wouldn't let me. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Be not wise in thine own eyes  |
This message has been edited. Last edited by: kimber1911, “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” Pres. Select, Joe Biden “Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 | |||
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Very generous! Thanks! Count me in. Q: Do you know how to save a lawyer from drowning? A: No! A: Good! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Please add me to the Karma offering and as always, thank you for the opportunity. Eseaton Esea2000@yahoo.com | |||
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God will always provide |
Last chance to dance . Not in. But a great looking watch. | |||
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| Back in Black |
Please add me to this generous karma. Thank you!  | |||
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| God will always provide |
Not in, looks to be a still open KARMA . Fine looking watch for some one! | |||
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My Time is Yours |
some funny ass posts!!! February's Karma winner is wingspar! Please email me at david@mimisjewelryinc.com with your address! God, Family, Country. | |||
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| It's all part of the adventure... |
Congrats wingspar! Enjoy that beautiful watch. Thanks, Dave, for another generous karma opportunity. Regards From Sunny Tucson, SigFan NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA "Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky) | |||
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