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Get Off My Lawn |
The Oscars has always been about the Hollywood set jerking off to a photo of themselves, hoping everyone watches. But now, it is all about weak-knee, pussy-footed, moronic assholes slapping themselves on the back, completely oblivious to those who actually buy the tickets and support their livelihoods. I used to think professional athletes were stupid, but Hollywood actors take the cake. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Lighten up and laugh |
hahahahahahah they read the wrong name for Best Picture. | |||
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Exceptional Circumstances |
Morons. Gave the best picture award to La La Land, let them all give their speeches and then, oops, best picture went to Moonlight. Perfect. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Speling Champ |
Staged publicity stunt. | |||
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Member |
I thought so highly of the Oscars this evening I finished waxing my wife's car (washed it late this afternoon) and then rebuilt a leaky toilet. Somehow I think I enjoyed both tasks more than I would have enjoyed watching what others here have described as the highlights of that circle jerk. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Why? Year V | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
That wasn't a stunt apparently, it was a genuine Steve Harvey-style fuckup!  | |||
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Apparently they gave Beatty and Dunaway the envelope from Best Actress. Oh man, nothing like having your circle jerk backfire on you. Would that be inadvertent ejaculation? | |||
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Corgis Rock |
Unbelievable. Strange thing is I swear Batty opened the envelope. They must have had two best actress envelope? Dunnawy didn't look too steady coming out either. How did they get given the wrong envelope? And no, my wife watched it and called me in for the final circle... “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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One of the most hilarious moments was when the bimbo on the red carpet was interviewing Casey Affleck and pronounced his name "aflac" like the duck . He pretended he didn't notice . | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
Video of colossal fuckup- https://mobile.twitter.com/jef...Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet Hahahahahahahahaaaaa....ahhhhhhhahahah.... "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
I watched Gangs of New York tonight. Hadn't seen it in quite awhile and had recorded it a week or two ago when we had free movie channels. Amazing performance by Day-Lewis and good performances by others. As the saying goes, "based on true events." Helluva time in American history. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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| This is what you want... This is what you get  |
Karma is a cruel bitch. "The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Whadda buncha assholes.  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven! |
That was pretty damn embarrassing, I'd be FURIOUS if I was giving my thank you speech and they tell me it was all a big mixup. Serves those smug, Trump-bashing pansies right! | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever |
Well, it looks like Steve Harvey is off the hook after this one. "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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Member |
Damn, I missed one of the best Oscars in 10 years. Lol. | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
Ha, fantastic ending! Choke on it elitist fucks! Made my night. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
"No. Wait. We fucked up. Here, give that shit back. Now shut up and go away." When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| What is the soup du jour? |
If the Academy is so bent on equality and unity, why doesn't every garbage movie they put out get at least a participation trophy? Hypocrites. | |||
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