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The Unmanned Writer
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Do you also carry a mirror?


Only when he needs to signal Morse code to F-16s flying overhead.









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What if he has clowns to the left of him, jokers to the right?


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You know why I carry two pistols?
Because you were born to live by the gun?



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Well, if we are going back in SIGForum history, let’s go further back…

Ass Cheese on the muzzle of your P226 Euro?
 
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You know why I carry two pistols?
Because you were born to live by the gun?


Wasn’t that the ass clown with the HKp2000sk that lived in Denver?


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UXB just popped into my mind, but it’s pretty dusty.
 
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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is basically all the gun handling technique a guy needs. Especially the part where Buster shoots Curly Joe utilizing the table. Technically, two pistols..
 
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Btw … UXB was a friend vman…





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Lol, Calvert.

Different from burrito boy Kegger.

And, sadly, no stew field nor signal mirror was involved in that one. Razz


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Calvert1



Btw … UXB was a friend vman…


Yar, UXb is a cool dude.



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Btw … UXB was a friend vman…


Yar, UXb is a cool dude.


Brother from another mother… Wink





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You guys won.

Calvert1.

Yeah, I’d forgotten about UXB. Good dude.




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^^^ there was the time "he who cannot be named" got pulled over in some high end sports car and the cop made some minor technical error, or made some comment or something like that, and his FBI agent wife flashed her FBI badge at the cop, and the cop backed off. All made up.

Then there was the time he said he was on the internet from a Lufthansa flight underway, that was direct from Germany to DFW. This was before it was common to be on the internet from a flight. Only problem, is there were, at that time, no direct Lufthansa flights from Germany to DFW. Other airlines sure, but not Lufthansa, and I knew that. --- that is the exact moment when I realized he was a fraud. The FBI wife I might believe, but the Lufthansa flight to DFW, no way.

Oh many stories.

Sad part is that you may recall it all fell apart after a deal gone bad here, and a member lost some cash.


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Who was the double plates guy?? I vaguely remember he was a serious mall cop!



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Do you also carry a mirror?


Only when he needs to signal Morse code to F-16s flying overhead.






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Is there a mini-14 and a wheelbarrow involved?


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Surveillance cameras rendered inoperable...




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As long as no tampon angels were hurt in making this thread.




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Ha! From the original thread, if I'm not misremembering. That one was fun. So was born to live by the gun. I wish I had saved that one. Something about "the smooth but quiet and unmistakable sound of a pistol being drawn from kydex."


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