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You know why I carry two pistols? (Let’s see who has been around this forum a while)
January 14, 2022, 06:49 PM
LS1 GTOYou know why I carry two pistols? (Let’s see who has been around this forum a while)
quote:
Originally posted by Pyker:
Do you also carry a mirror?
Only when he needs to signal Morse code to F-16s flying overhead.
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January 14, 2022, 06:51 PM
KrazeehorseWhat if he has clowns to the left of him, jokers to the right?
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January 14, 2022, 07:01 PM
V-Tailquote:
You know why I carry two pistols?
Because you were born to live by the gun?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים January 14, 2022, 07:10 PM
SW_SigWell, if we are going back in SIGForum history, let’s go further back…
Ass Cheese on the muzzle of your P226 Euro?
January 14, 2022, 07:14 PM
dking271quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
You know why I carry two pistols?
Because you were born to live by the gun?
Wasn’t that the ass clown with the HKp2000sk that lived in Denver?
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January 14, 2022, 07:24 PM
VoshterkoffUXB just popped into my mind, but it’s pretty dusty.
January 14, 2022, 07:29 PM
2PAKThe Ballad of Buster Scruggs is basically all the gun handling technique a guy needs. Especially the part where Buster shoots Curly Joe utilizing the table. Technically, two pistols..
January 14, 2022, 07:41 PM
SIGnifiedCalvert1
Btw … UXB was a friend vman…
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Oat_Action_ManLol, Calvert.
Different from burrito boy Kegger.
And, sadly, no stew field nor signal mirror was involved in that one.
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January 14, 2022, 07:47 PM
airsoft guyquote:
Originally posted by SIGnified:
Calvert1
Btw … UXB was a friend vman…
Yar, UXb is a cool dude.
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Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
January 14, 2022, 07:50 PM
SIGnifiedquote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
quote:
Originally posted by SIGnified:
Calvert1
Btw … UXB was a friend vman…
Yar, UXb is a cool dude.
Brother from another mother…
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein January 14, 2022, 07:51 PM
jljonesYou guys won.
Calvert1.
Yeah, I’d forgotten about UXB. Good dude.
January 14, 2022, 08:18 PM
radioman^^^ there was the time "he who cannot be named" got pulled over in some high end sports car and the cop made some minor technical error, or made some comment or something like that, and his FBI agent wife flashed her FBI badge at the cop, and the cop backed off. All made up.
Then there was the time he said he was on the internet from a Lufthansa flight underway, that was direct from Germany to DFW. This was before it was common to be on the internet from a flight. Only problem, is there were, at that time, no direct Lufthansa flights from Germany to DFW. Other airlines sure, but not Lufthansa, and I knew that. --- that is the exact moment when I realized he was a fraud. The FBI wife I might believe, but the Lufthansa flight to DFW, no way.
Oh many stories.
Sad part is that you may recall it all fell apart after a deal gone bad here, and a member lost some cash.
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January 14, 2022, 08:35 PM
MikeinNCWho was the double plates guy?? I vaguely remember he was a serious mall cop!
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January 14, 2022, 08:59 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyker:
Do you also carry a mirror?
Only when he needs to signal Morse code to F-16s flying overhead.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! January 14, 2022, 10:15 PM
scratchyIs there a mini-14 and a wheelbarrow involved?
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January 14, 2022, 10:24 PM
MikeGLISurveillance cameras rendered inoperable...
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P220 Smudgequote:
Ha! From the original thread, if I'm not misremembering. That one was fun. So was born to live by the gun. I wish I had saved that one. Something about "the smooth but quiet and unmistakable sound of a pistol being drawn from kydex."
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