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A Grateful American |
OneWheelDrive ^^^ "Daddy said, stop throwing the kittens..." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
No throwing in this picture.   ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I have a cat who does it, too. She pats you to let you know she would like to have her head petted. I have another one who head butts. He doesn't pat you to get your attention though. Cats do that to each other, too. Watch a safari show - lions greet each other by bumping heads and then they walk past each other, turn around and do it again. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| I earned my bombasticity  |
MY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.   Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric. "Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men." - St. Augustine  | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Seriously? This animal has repeatedly and intentionally drawn blood and you keep it around? That would be a game-ender for me. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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"Whoa!" ah mean "Whoa!" |
 Life's too short... Live STRONG!!! | |||
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delicately calloused |
So upon eventual Bandaid removal, are you a pull it off slowly or rip it off fast kind of guy?... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
That's why when you are trying to coax a cat to come to you it's better to hold your hand in a fist rather than flat out. Your fist is around the same size as it's head and will be viewed as friendlier to the cat. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
 "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Haaaaaaa! Excellent. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
That is so neat. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
Fake. Little Chinese man in a cat suit. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| "Whoa!" ah mean "Whoa!" |
 Life's too short... Live STRONG!!! | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Isn't that sort of self defeating? I mean, wouldn't he be overcome with an urge to make soup out of himself?  Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Rocks are hard, water's wet  |
  Stand and be true. May God stand between you and harm, in all the dark places you must walk. Be careful with your words and deeds. When all is said and done, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
You win! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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