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 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
^^^Ha! I love that.  I met my grandson getting off the bus when he was in something like 1st or 2nd grade wearing this mask. He absolutely refused to get off until I took the mask off. Scared the whey out of him Hard to apologize when you're laughing so hard you got tears running down your cheeks. Bus driver about pissed himself too. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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A Grateful American |
and mom was right, your face stayed like that!  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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The One, the Only Mighty Paragon |
Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat? Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing? NRA Basic Pistol Instructor NRA Range Safety Officer | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
I know, right?  Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster  |
I have no clue. You may be right. When I was a kid and our dog had puppies, 2 of my neighbors cats wound up dead from getting to close to the pups. And I mean DEAD. I had to collect the parts to bury them. "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| bigger government = smaller citizen  |
Maybe someone's running a lawn mower nearby “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
I've walked up to unsuspecting cats before. It does help if you're downwind to mask your scent and the sound of your footsteps, but it's not necessary. I took these two photos of a feral cat sleeping at a bus yard. When I took the second pic, the cat heard the camera shutter and took off. I never saw the cat again.   "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Lost |
Cats make mistakes, too. I walked right up behind an awake, perfectly alert kitty who had been standing in my yard like she owned it. She finally turned around and made eye contact, stared at me like she'd met grim death, then hit the eject. | |||
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uber-geek |
So naive... "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
"kneading" yes. "Bleeding" no. No exceptions. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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The 8 second pause in the middle of it is hilarious! | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster |
 "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
 ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
Vota por un gato.  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
Well, I guess if Reagan can move from show business to politics, Morris the Cat might do just fine. | |||
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This Space for Rent |
 We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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