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Enough with the cat pictures
June 04, 2013, 09:07 PM
sigmonkeyEnough with the cat pictures
OneWheelDrive
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"Daddy said, stop throwing the kittens..."
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 05, 2013, 03:02 PM
galuzil
June 06, 2013, 09:38 AM
OneWheelDriveNo throwing in this picture.
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June 06, 2013, 01:54 PM
cjwagner
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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
June 06, 2013, 02:19 PM
galuzil
June 06, 2013, 02:50 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeGLI:
I know it's a cat thread, but my Aussie does this while I'm on my laptop, and if my affection is not satisfactory, he proceeds to type on my keyboard. His spelling and grammar sucks.
My cat does this too, taps my arm until I pick her up so we can bonk heads.
I have a cat who does it, too. She pats you to let you know she would like to have her head petted.
I have another one who head butts. He doesn't pat you to get your attention though. Cats do that to each other, too. Watch a safari show - lions greet each other by bumping heads and then they walk past each other, turn around and do it again.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. June 06, 2013, 03:02 PM
PsychobastardMY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is
pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.
Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric.
"Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men."
- St. Augustine
June 06, 2013, 03:08 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by Psychobastard:
MY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is
pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.
Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric.
Seriously? This animal has repeatedly and intentionally drawn blood and you keep it around?
That would be a game-ender for me.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 06, 2013, 05:44 PM
Lifztooshort
Life's too short...
Live STRONG!!!
June 06, 2013, 07:23 PM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by Psychobastard:
Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.
So upon eventual Bandaid removal, are you a pull it off slowly or rip it off fast kind of guy?...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier June 06, 2013, 08:17 PM
brecaidraquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
I have another one who head butts. He doesn't pat you to get your attention though. Cats do that to each other, too. Watch a safari show - lions greet each other by bumping heads and then they walk past each other, turn around and do it again.
That's why when you are trying to coax a cat to come to you it's better to hold your hand in a fist rather than flat out. Your fist is around the same size as it's head and will be viewed as friendlier to the cat.
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"It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven June 06, 2013, 11:13 PM
medic451
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist" June 07, 2013, 12:47 AM
Jim ShugartHaaaaaaa! Excellent.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
June 07, 2013, 02:59 PM
galuzil
June 07, 2013, 03:26 PM
George43quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner:
That is so neat.
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
June 07, 2013, 04:12 PM
sigmonkeyFake.
Little Chinese man in a cat suit.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 07, 2013, 09:15 PM
Lifztooshort
Life's too short...
Live STRONG!!!
June 08, 2013, 05:16 AM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Fake.
Little Chinese man in a cat suit.
Isn't that sort of self defeating? I mean, wouldn't he be overcome with an urge to make soup out of himself?
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 08, 2013, 11:52 AM
maturins_rose
Stand and be true.
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June 08, 2013, 01:37 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Fake.
Little Chinese man in a cat suit.
Isn't that sort of self defeating? I mean, wouldn't he be overcome with an urge to make soup out of himself?
You win!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! 
