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I earned my bombasticity |
It seems like a lifetime ago. "Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men." - St. Augustine | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
How about a little "basement cat" icanhascheezburger (for old times sake) luv ... ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
What's this hubub about locking cats up? 美しい犬 | |||
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No worries! |
Apparently I was paying attention to the wrong thing. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
I thought finding the cat in my bed was bad.... Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Official forum SIG Pro enthusiast |
I woke up today to Stella Luna staring at me...likely trying to telepathically communicate to me that it is time to feed her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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Stick, I get that very same stare sometimes, it seems mine is up to some kind of scam..the wheels are definitely churning away! Regards, Will G. | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Only the strong survive |
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Power is nothing without control |
I saw Chach's cat, and this is what was going through my head: - Bret | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Low Speed, High Drag |
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.” Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem Montani Semper Liberi | |||
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Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
lol, wondering when someone will write "Feline Bureau of Investigation" 美しい犬 | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
How does one get a cat to put up with being on a leash? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
Its fairly easy, really. We had a little guy, Fluffy. He probably went about 17#, and you didn't want to be responsible for the soaking wet part. He was a Persian with a singing voice, too. But we had a chain out back, and my wife just clipped him on it. He was athletic, too. Could easily jump 6 feet up, no problem. He was also master of his domian. My oldest son and I had been out to a dump with a freon powered BB machine gun. It was fun. But that afternoon old Fluffy was out back, as always. From upstairs I heard yelling "a dog's getting Fluffy." OK, a more accurate comment might be the dog's getting his ass kicked. But my son descended the steps in 2 jumps, all the while slamming the propellant in the BB gun and running out back. The dog already had more cat than he wanted. When pisssed, the cat could easily puff up to the size of a 50# cat. So when the door opened, he decided to leave the county. Straight down the drive. Probably how he had come up, but a mistake. The stream of BBs came out like a garden hose. Every time the stream touched him going away, the dog found another gear. Yeah, he had like an 8 speed gearbox or so. When the dog got to the turn, , the BBs were losing effectiveness. The dog was a stray, in my yard. He never came back up on the hill. The cat stayed puffed up for a good time after. I'm pretty certain the dog just wanted to show meek little Fluffy who was boss. Well, that did take place, but it wasn't who he thought it was going to be. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor |
Cat-on-a-leash. I tried once in 1969 with my first cat. Once. He immediately flopped over on his side assuming the "dead cat on the road" pose. I dragged him slowly along the carpet towards the front door for about six feet. I removed harness/leash, picked him up took him back in the apartment. Game over. ________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun. | |||
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