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Enough with the cat pictures
May 06, 2015, 06:18 PM
PsychobastardEnough with the cat pictures
quote:
Originally posted by Milliron:
I like cats, more than most. I have two. However, I've had about as much Icanhazcheezburger.com as I can stand. It was cute the first time, even the second time, even the third time. It is no longer cute after thirty times.
Get a life, for Christ's sake.
/rant off
It seems like a lifetime ago.
"Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men."
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Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
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May 06, 2015, 07:25 PM
LDDquote:
Originally posted by SIG 229R:
My suggestion: lock the thread!! Just a thought.
May 06, 2015, 09:06 PM
Sunset_VaWhat's this hubub about locking cats up?
美しい犬
May 07, 2015, 02:39 AM
ChachApparently I was paying attention to the wrong thing.
May 07, 2015, 08:16 AM
Sig2340I thought finding the cat in my bed was bad....
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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May 07, 2015, 08:51 AM
stickman428I woke up today to Stella Luna staring at me...likely trying to telepathically communicate to me that it is time to feed her.
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May 07, 2015, 09:17 AM
just1tymStick, I get that very same stare sometimes, it seems mine is up to some kind of scam..the wheels are definitely churning away!
Regards, Will G.
May 07, 2015, 01:50 PM
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May 08, 2015, 02:43 PM
sadlerbwI saw Chach's cat, and this is what was going through my head:
- Bret
May 08, 2015, 04:54 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
May 08, 2015, 05:21 PM
navyshooter
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.”
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem
Montani Semper Liberi
May 10, 2015, 04:18 PM
just1tymquote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
I need the thread to make me smile when my cat is busy.
Ron White
Although not quite as affectionate as Ron's kitty, mine does find the time to hang out in my lap a few times each day..
Regards, Will G.
May 10, 2015, 05:56 PM
Ripley
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. May 10, 2015, 08:30 PM
Sunset_Vaquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
lol, wondering when someone will write
"Feline Bureau of Investigation"
美しい犬
May 10, 2015, 08:36 PM
Floyd D. Barberquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
How does one get a cat to put up with being on a leash?
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May 10, 2015, 09:35 PM
rburgquote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
How does one get a cat to put up with being on a leash?
Its fairly easy, really. We had a little guy, Fluffy. He probably went about 17#, and you didn't want to be responsible for the soaking wet part. He was a Persian with a singing voice, too. But we had a chain out back, and my wife just clipped him on it. He was athletic, too. Could easily jump 6 feet up, no problem. He was also master of his domian.
My oldest son and I had been out to a dump with a freon powered BB machine gun. It was fun. But that afternoon old Fluffy was out back, as always. From upstairs I heard yelling "a dog's getting Fluffy." OK, a more accurate comment might be the dog's getting his ass kicked. But my son descended the steps in 2 jumps, all the while slamming the propellant in the BB gun and running out back. The dog already had more cat than he wanted. When pisssed, the cat could easily puff up to the size of a 50# cat. So when the door opened, he decided to leave the county. Straight down the drive. Probably how he had come up, but a mistake.
The stream of BBs came out like a garden hose. Every time the stream touched him going away, the dog found another gear. Yeah, he had like an 8 speed gearbox or so. When the dog got to the turn, , the BBs were losing effectiveness. The dog was a stray, in my yard. He never came back up on the hill. The cat stayed puffed up for a good time after. I'm pretty certain the dog just wanted to show meek little Fluffy who was boss. Well, that did take place, but it wasn't who he thought it was going to be.
Unhappy ammo seeker
May 10, 2015, 10:25 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
How does one get a cat to put up with being on a leash?
I'm stumped.
May 11, 2015, 09:51 AM
Z06Cat-on-a-leash. I tried once in 1969 with my first cat. Once.
He immediately flopped over on his side assuming the "dead cat on the road" pose. I dragged him slowly along the carpet towards the front door for about six feet.
I removed harness/leash, picked him up took him back in the apartment. Game over.
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