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Enough with the cat pictures
June 11, 2013, 04:33 PM
kz1000Enough with the cat pictures
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
June 11, 2013, 06:44 PM
PHPaul^^^Ha! I love that.
I met my grandson getting off the bus when he was in something like 1st or 2nd grade wearing this mask. He absolutely refused to get off until I took the mask off. Scared the whey out of him
Hard to apologize when you're laughing so hard you got tears running down your cheeks. Bus driver about pissed himself too.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 11, 2013, 06:47 PM
sigmonkeyand mom was right, your face stayed like that!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 11, 2013, 07:15 PM
Paragonquote:
Originally posted by Swain0351:
Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?
Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?
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PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
and mom was right, your face stayed like that!
I know, right?
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 11, 2013, 07:44 PM
Swain0351quote:
Originally posted by Paragon:
quote:
Originally posted by Swain0351:
Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?
Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?
I have no clue.
You may be right.
When I was a kid and our dog had puppies, 2 of my neighbors cats wound up dead from getting to close to the pups. And I mean DEAD. I had to collect the parts to bury them.
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous June 11, 2013, 09:00 PM
Veeperquote:
Originally posted by Paragon:
Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?
Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?
Maybe someone's running a lawn mower nearby
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken June 11, 2013, 10:26 PM
OrgussI've walked up to unsuspecting cats before. It does help if you're downwind to mask your scent and the sound of your footsteps, but it's not necessary. I took these two photos of a feral cat sleeping at a bus yard. When I took the second pic, the cat heard the camera shutter and took off. I never saw the cat again.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" June 11, 2013, 10:53 PM
kkinaCats make mistakes, too. I walked right up behind an awake, perfectly alert kitty who had been standing in my yard like she owned it. She finally turned around and made eye contact, stared at me like she'd met grim death, then hit the eject.
June 12, 2013, 07:42 AM
rwdflynavyquote:
Originally posted by Psychobastard:
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
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Originally posted by Psychobastard:
MY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is
pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles.
Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric.
Seriously? This animal has repeatedly and intentionally drawn blood and you keep it around?
That would be a game-ender for me.
The leg "kneeding" thing is a sign of affection and acceptance. The snagging my testicles is accidental.
So naive...
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason
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June 12, 2013, 08:01 AM
PHPaul"kneading" yes. "Bleeding" no. No exceptions.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 12, 2013, 08:32 AM
cjwagner
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June 12, 2013, 08:43 AM
Mr.9mmquote:
Originally posted by Audioholic:
What to do while waiting for new cat pics:
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The 8 second pause in the middle of it is hilarious!
June 12, 2013, 09:08 AM
galuzil
June 12, 2013, 09:23 AM
Swain0351
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous June 12, 2013, 12:08 PM
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June 12, 2013, 04:00 PM
cjwagnerVota por un gato.
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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
June 12, 2013, 04:02 PM
Il CattivoWell, I guess if Reagan can move from show business to politics, Morris the Cat might do just fine.
June 12, 2013, 06:49 PM
ugeesta
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June 13, 2013, 12:45 PM
Stirek
