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I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You’re in the back seat. Jesus. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time? NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
True love is hard to find; sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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BLUE! YOU’RE MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane. The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
Tell anyone about this and i'll FUCKING KILL YOU. I'm kidding, we'll have him back tonight. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second-degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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Ducatista |
Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine  |
Earmuffs! I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
"I took the restrictor plate off, gave the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the DL, it's not exactly street legal." "Hey, Mike!" NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
I'm worth $3.5 million that the government knows about... I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Thats the strongest tranq gun on the market. (or something like that) Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. | |||
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Because this is a very big idea, my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and, more importantly, age have bearing whatsoever. I wasn't looking for a girl like that. Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone. | |||
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