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Uh, sorry your seat belt seems to be broken, what do you recommend I do?

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September 19, 2021, 11:22 AM
Prefontaine
Uh, sorry your seat belt seems to be broken, what do you recommend I do?
I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You’re in the back seat. Jesus.


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 19, 2021, 01:15 PM
MikeGLI
Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
September 19, 2021, 03:27 PM
Balzé Halzé
True love is hard to find; sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...


~Alan
Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

September 19, 2021, 03:30 PM
Prefontaine
BLUE! YOU’RE MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 19, 2021, 03:50 PM
LS1 GTO
Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



September 19, 2021, 07:30 PM
MikeGLI
Tell anyone about this and i'll FUCKING KILL YOU.
I'm kidding, we'll have him back tonight.



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
September 20, 2021, 12:05 PM
Jimbo Jones
Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second-degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
September 20, 2021, 12:44 PM
rainman64
Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.


___________________
"He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod"
Compressions 9.5:1
September 20, 2021, 02:33 PM
Gibb
Earmuffs!



I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself.
September 20, 2021, 09:25 PM
MikeGLI
"I took the restrictor plate off, gave the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the DL, it's not exactly street legal."

"Hey, Mike!"



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
September 20, 2021, 10:56 PM
YellowJacket
I'm worth $3.5 million that the government knows about...


There ain't much difference in the man I want to be and the man that I really am.
September 21, 2021, 08:49 AM
Captain Morgan
Thats the strongest tranq gun on the market. (or something like that)


Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
September 22, 2021, 11:40 PM
Frenchy1004
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
September 23, 2021, 01:11 PM
corsair
Because this is a very big idea, my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and, more importantly, age have bearing whatsoever.



I wasn't looking for a girl like that.

Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.