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I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not
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lots of good ones..But most are too off the chain for me to use!!!
 
Posts: 7902 | Location: Bismarck ND | Registered: February 19, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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If someone standing near you rips off a big fart,

"Well, your voice has changed, but your breath smells the same."


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yer mama



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One of my pet peeves: someone using the "10 items or less" line with a full shopping cart:

"Either you're a mathematician who can't read, or an English major who can't add."

Sadly, most of these people don't comprehend English...




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There also is the Cambridge, Massachusetts version:

“Either you’re from Harvard and can’t count or MIT and can’t read...”
 
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If someone standing near you rips off a big fart,

"Well, your voice has changed, but your breath smells the same."


In the navy we'd say "keep talking sir, we'll find ya."






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