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What are your best verbal comebacks!?

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November 29, 2017, 02:26 PM
Ronin101
What are your best verbal comebacks!?
lots of good ones..But most are too off the chain for me to use!!!
November 29, 2017, 02:44 PM
Elwood51
If someone standing near you rips off a big fart,

"Well, your voice has changed, but your breath smells the same."


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November 30, 2017, 12:05 PM
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yer mama


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November 30, 2017, 12:19 PM
fpuhan
One of my pet peeves: someone using the "10 items or less" line with a full shopping cart:

"Either you're a mathematician who can't read, or an English major who can't add."

Sadly, most of these people don't comprehend English...



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December 01, 2017, 11:46 AM
MagnumU
There also is the Cambridge, Massachusetts version:

“Either you’re from Harvard and can’t count or MIT and can’t read...”
December 01, 2017, 12:24 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Elwood51:
If someone standing near you rips off a big fart,

"Well, your voice has changed, but your breath smells the same."


In the navy we'd say "keep talking sir, we'll find ya."





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