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Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.



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Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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Do you mind if we dance with your dates?


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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!



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"Primitive Cultures".


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"They took the bar!!!!!!!"


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to the left
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Originally posted by SigJacket:
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

20+ years ago, I took the opportunity to write this line in it's original 'phonetic presentation'. See if this trips any memories:
Do you mine fwe danph wif yo dates?

I actually used that as a title for a document I was making in microsoft notepad with fantasy football picks back in 1996. I didn't feel like titling it 'draft picks' or something boring like that. One of the guys at our draft saw it and about fell out of his chair laughing.
 
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Damn glad to meet you!


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Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up. You trusted us!


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That boy is a p-i-g, pig!


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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.



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"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Food fight!!!



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Mine's bigger than yours.
I beg your pardon?
Oh I meant my cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?
No...vegetables are sensual. People...are sensuous.
Right. Sensual. That's what I meant.



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Ramming Speed!




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Otis, my man!
 
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But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]



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Zero point zero!!
 
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!


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Face it Flounder, you threw up on Dean Wormer.




 
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Seven years of college down the drain!


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