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Sophomore dies in kiln explosion?
April 04, 2017, 08:51 PM
BigboreshooterSophomore dies in kiln explosion?
Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
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Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
April 04, 2017, 08:58 PM
SigJacketDo you mind if we dance with your dates?
April 04, 2017, 09:06 PM
sigarms229Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six
April 04, 2017, 09:07 PM
entropy"Primitive Cultures".
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"There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know."
April 04, 2017, 09:09 PM
goose5"They took the bar!!!!!!!"
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April 04, 2017, 09:39 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by SigJacket:
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
20+ years ago, I took the opportunity to write this line in it's original 'phonetic presentation'. See if this trips any memories:
Do you mine fwe danph wif yo dates?
I actually used that as a title for a document I was making in microsoft notepad with fantasy football picks back in 1996. I didn't feel like titling it 'draft picks' or something boring like that. One of the guys at our draft saw it and about fell out of his chair laughing.
April 04, 2017, 11:30 PM
YooperSigsDamn glad to meet you!
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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 05, 2017, 12:46 AM
EchtermetzgerFlounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up. You trusted us!
A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed.
April 05, 2017, 06:29 AM
mr kablammoThat boy is a p-i-g, pig!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
April 05, 2017, 06:31 AM
erj_pilotFat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 April 05, 2017, 09:00 AM
two-two-niner-romeoFood fight!!!
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
April 05, 2017, 09:26 AM
erj_pilotMine's bigger than yours.
I beg your pardon?
Oh I meant my cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?
No...vegetables are sensual. People...are sensuous.
Right. Sensual. That's what I meant.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 April 05, 2017, 09:36 AM
Test1968
Alcohol
Tobacco
Firearms
Who brought the chips and dip?
Jim April 05, 2017, 09:48 AM
henryazOtis, my man!
Trivia note: Robert Cray is the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights.
April 05, 2017, 10:10 AM
tatortoddBut you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. April 05, 2017, 10:18 AM
KuisisZero point zero!!
April 05, 2017, 10:27 AM
PeteFMy advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
April 05, 2017, 07:30 PM
Green HighlanderLadies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
April 05, 2017, 11:47 PM
tigereye313Face it Flounder, you threw up
on Dean Wormer.
April 06, 2017, 06:52 AM
2AdefenderSeven years of college down the drain!
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