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Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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Do you mind if we dance with your dates? -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six | |||
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Ball Haulin' |
"Primitive Cultures". -------------------------------------- "There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know." | |||
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"They took the bar!!!!!!!" _________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray! | |||
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20+ years ago, I took the opportunity to write this line in it's original 'phonetic presentation'. See if this trips any memories: Do you mine fwe danph wif yo dates? I actually used that as a title for a document I was making in microsoft notepad with fantasy football picks back in 1996. I didn't feel like titling it 'draft picks' or something boring like that. One of the guys at our draft saw it and about fell out of his chair laughing. | |||
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Damn glad to meet you! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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There is a world elsewhere |
Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up. You trusted us! A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. | |||
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That boy is a p-i-g, pig! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Food fight!!! "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Mine's bigger than yours. I beg your pardon? Oh I meant my cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think? No...vegetables are sensual. People...are sensuous. Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Ramming Speed! Alcohol Tobacco Firearms Who brought the chips and dip? Jim | |||
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Otis, my man! Trivia note: Robert Cray is the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! [Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner] Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Zero point zero!! | |||
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. | |||
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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Peripheral Visionary |
Face it Flounder, you threw up on Dean Wormer.   | |||
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Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado |
Seven years of college down the drain! _________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting. | |||
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