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The Unmanned Writer |
I hired you people to get a bit of track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | ||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Ditto "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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"Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!" "Not in the face!" Truth: The New Hate Speech | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Looking forward to seeing on the big screen in September for the 5oth Anniversary. https://www.fathomevents.com/e...es-50th-anniversary/ My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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1974 was a very good year for Mel Brooks (and us  ). "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein". | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Give these out to some of the boys in lieu of pay. | |||
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| Honor and Integrity |
"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart? "I'd say you've had enough." I hope they don't show the edited version in the theater. | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
He said the sheriff is near! "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." FBLM LGB! | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
Candygram for Mongo! My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
Mongo only pawn in game of life. | |||
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| Member |
“Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue!” “I hate to disappoint you, ma’am, but you’re suckin’ on my arm!” | |||
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Scuse me while I whip this out. | |||
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"Are we black?" | |||
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I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy! Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. | |||
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We'll cut em off at the pass! | |||
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I want rustlers cut throats murderers bounty hunters desperados mugs thugs puds nitwits halfwits dimwits vipers snipers con men indian agents mexican bandits muggers buggers bushwhackers hornswagglers horse theives train robbers bank robbers ass kickers shit kickers and Methodists! Can you repeat that? | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
“Darn near lost a $400 handcar” “Qualifications?” “Rape, murder, arson and rape” “You said rape twice” “I like rape” “He’ll do.” “Good morning to you mam, and isn’t it a lovely morning?” “UP YOURS…….” "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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