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What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

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July 26, 2024, 09:15 PM
LS1 GTO
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?
I hired you people to get a bit of track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



July 26, 2024, 09:21 PM
Orguss
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 26, 2024, 11:51 PM
mr kablammo
Ditto


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
July 27, 2024, 01:38 AM
Blackmore
"Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!" "Not in the face!"


Harshest Dream, Reality
July 27, 2024, 02:40 AM
2000Z-71
Looking forward to seeing on the big screen in September for the 5oth Anniversary.

https://www.fathomevents.com/e...es-50th-anniversary/




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
July 27, 2024, 06:17 AM
rat2306
1974 was a very good year for Mel Brooks (and us Smile). "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein".
July 27, 2024, 06:54 AM
Patrick-SP2022
Give these out to some of the boys in lieu of pay.




July 27, 2024, 09:39 AM
ptruck
"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

"I'd say you've had enough."

I hope they don't show the edited version in the theater.
July 27, 2024, 12:46 PM
coloradohunter44
He said the sheriff is near!



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
July 27, 2024, 01:01 PM
2000Z-71
Candygram for Mongo!




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
July 27, 2024, 01:17 PM
jsbcody
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
July 27, 2024, 01:56 PM
Sigmund
“Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue!”

“I hate to disappoint you, ma’am, but you’re suckin’ on my arm!”
July 27, 2024, 05:40 PM
petr
Scuse me while I whip this out.
July 27, 2024, 06:18 PM
Batty67
"Are we black?"
July 28, 2024, 02:17 PM
Puckpilot78
I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy!



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
July 28, 2024, 03:28 PM
k5blazer
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
July 28, 2024, 06:00 PM
Schmelby
We'll cut em off at the pass!
July 28, 2024, 06:25 PM
Schmelby
I want rustlers cut throats murderers bounty hunters desperados mugs thugs puds nitwits halfwits
dimwits vipers snipers con men indian agents mexican bandits muggers buggers bushwhackers hornswagglers horse theives
train robbers bank robbers ass kickers shit kickers and Methodists!
Can you repeat that?
July 28, 2024, 10:45 PM
cslinger
“Darn near lost a $400 handcar”

“Qualifications?”
“Rape, murder, arson and rape”
“You said rape twice”
“I like rape”
“He’ll do.”

“Good morning to you mam, and isn’t it a lovely morning?”
“UP YOURS…….”


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
July 28, 2024, 11:38 PM
LS1 GTO
Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...